What ridiculous things have you had to ask DC to stop doing today?

[magicmallow]

Some of the classics from this end:

"Please don't lick the bus"
"Can you get your feet out of my sieve please"
"Please stop wildly waving your halloween trident around the supermarket"

... and other such silliness!
Anyone else got any gooduns?

To Stop sleeping and get out of bed. Teen and it was 1 o'clock.

Which considering he was an absolute nightmare For the first 2 years is sort of ironic.

Ha ha redcrayons, :) ah well at least you still have some parenting to enjoy doing :)... I have all the joys of teens to come....

Me to DS;
Stop trying to eat your wax crayons
Yes I know you are using your knife and fork but you are not supposed to use them to cut up wax crayons!
DS is 12!

Stop brushing the walls with your toothbrush!

Rubbing the palm of her hand with one of my make up brushes (this is an 18 year old, I might add).

Dd, stop eating the leaves/bird seed off the floor!

A random bush in the garden. Not salad. Ha, as if she'd touch salad leaves! 😂

I'm considering 'planting' broccoli to see if she will eat it if she's foraged it...

Stop weeing in the washing machine!