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If jellyfish made a noise what noise would they make?

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HoneyDragon · 07/09/2019 16:35

Enquiring minds need to know.

Tia Smile

OP posts:
DogHasEatenTheSqueaker · 07/09/2019 17:05

Flubawubabawubawub

itseasybeingcheesy · 07/09/2019 17:21

@DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

Blobble 😂

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 07/09/2019 17:25

Or maybe they'd be getting in touch with their inner Beyonce by very, very softly crooning

I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe

0ne · 07/09/2019 17:27

A hum.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 07/09/2019 17:33

Wom... Wom... Wom...

Slow and echoey, like... Grin

Geneve · 07/09/2019 17:37

Any excuse for this:
No jellyfish but fish go flub...

MockersthefeMANist · 07/09/2019 17:41

They make a noise that annoys an oyster.

EveningLight · 07/09/2019 18:44

Gloop gloop

HoneyDragon · 07/09/2019 18:45

I want the Beyoncé option so badly now.

OP posts:
PetitsGateaux · 07/09/2019 18:47

They’d sing this earworm!

crustycrab · 07/09/2019 18:53

Schlap schlap schlap

Pinkarsedfly · 07/09/2019 18:53

Like a fart in the bath.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 07/09/2019 18:56

They are definitely opera singers. See how they flounce and glide. I'm imagining them all singing in harmony across the world to the same tune... maybe ride of the valkyries.

BlackboardMonitorVimes · 07/09/2019 18:59

You see... there's an aria happening down there.

If jellyfish made a noise what noise would they make?
bengalcat · 07/09/2019 19:00

I’d say an evil laugh as you don’t see them often until it’s too lage

bengalcat · 07/09/2019 19:01

Too late

BertieBotts · 07/09/2019 19:04

Bloop bloop bloop blooby blooble

Obviously

Qwerty19 · 07/09/2019 19:09

Glob glob

Beamur · 07/09/2019 19:11

I imagine a noise like blowing a raspberry, but wetter.

OneHanded · 07/09/2019 19:15

Mwlalalalalalala and shake your hand as you do it to imitate jellyness 😂 you’ve got me in hysterics at myself immediately doing so after reading the OP

FreezerBird · 07/09/2019 19:16

I initially thought a sort of blobbery noise, but on reflection I think a low 'whooomp whooomp whoomp' like I'd imagine the sound of ship's propellors as heard from below decks.

The Beyonce song is just for mating season.*

  • Do jellyfish mate? If so, how?
JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 07/09/2019 19:19

In our house, jellyfish, squid and octopus all make a faintly threatening "bleurgh bleurgh bleurgh" sound accompanied by squelching.

ASqueakingInTheShrubbery · 07/09/2019 19:23

The sound of pure evil.

BloodyhellMartha · 07/09/2019 19:23

A glooping one.

Biancadelrioisback · 07/09/2019 19:23

Obloblob obloblob obloblob squeak

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