Oh wise MNers, where are my trousers?

[clary]

I wore them to work last week, almost certain I washed them at the weekend, then this week I couldn't find them.

They don't need ironing, but I looked in the ironing basket anyway.
Not in any drawer or in the wardrobe.

All the kids deny knowledge (standard)

Whatever have I done with them?

Couldn’t resist this -

They'll be on the missing ironing board...

airing cupboard?
caught up in a duvet?
in someone else's wardrobe or drawer?

Are you wearing them? That's what usually happens when I'm looking for my glasses

You hung them in the wardrobe under another pair exactly the same colour.

fell off the hanger in the wardrobe?

Did you put the in the freezer because they’ve got chewing gum on them?

Did they blow off the washing line? Did you accidentally put them in someone else's wardrobe?

Like everything else missing - with my camping sleeping pad next to the ironing board and all the biros lost ever.

Great suggestions thanks all. I do actually think they are in someone else's clean clothes pile but they are all denying it! Lol I am Deffo not wearing them :)