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Urgh! Urgh! Urgh! I need a bleach mouthwash!

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TattiePants · 04/09/2019 17:16

I just took a swig of water from a glass without looking. Felt a 'lump' in my mouth and spat out a bluebottle THAT WAS STILL MOVING. The fucker was flying around yesterday but was ominously quiet today. Very tempted to try a bleach cocktail, neat vodka, a raw chili.....something to burn my mouth away.

DH is also a fucker as he thinks it's hilarious!

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BogglesGoggles · 04/09/2019 17:18

I would go with the vodka, added bonus of helping you forget!

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TattiePants · 04/09/2019 17:20

Forgot to attach the photo. The laptop could do with some bleach too!

Urgh! Urgh! Urgh! I need a bleach mouthwash!
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Nonstopbuttmachine · 04/09/2019 17:27

Meh, that's the Burnley equivalent of a tequila slammer. Just add salt and lemon Wink

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