I do hope Carrie "get off me " Symonds hasn't unpacked too much.....

[NaomiFromMilkShake]

Well, yes. He could go down as the being shortest term PM ever, I presume?

You would have to hope.

Very unsettling for the dog

I have no sympathy for anyone who willingly engages in sexual relations with Johnson.

Neither do I.

The No 10 cat (Larry?) is actually running the country. They brought a dog in so now they have to leave.

But I do have sympathy for the new dog. Poor thing won't know whether he's coming or going!

Bit like Boris.

Well if she had any sense she'd realise that she is unlikely to be a permanent fixture even if Boris was PM for 10 years.

I would love to be a fly on the wall when Boris gets home tonight, I bet there is more than red wine spilt tonight.

I do hope its a particularly yappy Jack Russell. That penetrating emergency yap that makes evey nerve in your body spring into action . No less than they deserve.