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Article in The Guardian today about a real knob

25 replies

HollowTalk · 24/08/2019 20:28

Here.

This guy was in a relationship with the love of his life but decided to go out and practise his open relationship with a man who promptly injected his penis in order to give him an erection. The man said he was a nurse, yet still injected him knowing the original guy had already taken Viagra that evening. Three weeks later, he left hospital, still with an erection.

Who the hell would do that?????

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Chienloup · 24/08/2019 20:29

Utterly ridiculous. What an absolute cock. He's quite well known in London's gay community, I have friends who know him quite well. They say he's a knob.

HollowTalk · 24/08/2019 20:32

He sounds such an idiot. He got fired as a result - wonder what his sick note would say? I wonder whether the "nurse" lost his job, too?

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Koalablue · 25/08/2019 02:42

I'm disappointed that the comments are now closed.
What a dick.

Bezalelle · 25/08/2019 07:48

Never inject your penis with an unknown substance

Well, duh...

SnuggyBuggy · 25/08/2019 07:54

Some people are thick as fuck

MajesticWhine · 25/08/2019 08:10

Messages of support from around the world and fundraising for his recovery. What a joke. Completely self inflicted stupidity.

Silversky70 · 25/08/2019 08:14

I read this yesterday. It said the comments section had been opened in error and was being closed. I bet it was!

jcurve · 25/08/2019 08:21

Amazing. Man’s manhood saved by dedicated doctors and nurses practising conventional medicine. He’s so inspired, he wants to become a Reiki healer Hmm

ImperfectTents · 25/08/2019 08:37

So guardian

AwkwardSquad · 25/08/2019 08:48

Even for the Guardian’s propensity for giving column inches to navel-gazing narcissistic fools, this is self-indulgent twaddle. Idiot does idiotic thing. Hold the front page.

SnuggyBuggy · 25/08/2019 08:55

I wonder if a woman injecting her vagina with something stupid would get as much sympathy

beanaseireann · 25/08/2019 09:05

"...I met the love of my life..."
But still goes off to get more action Hmm

onsen · 25/08/2019 09:07

I’m also really pissed off that they put it in an issue with Taylor Swift on the cover, so one that loads of kids are going to read. Idiots.

sackrifice · 25/08/2019 09:09

Men and their cocks.

AnnaMagnani · 25/08/2019 09:11

The Gofundme is worth clicking on for the comments - seems some people really really don't like him.

jcurve · 25/08/2019 09:13

I wonder if a woman injecting her vagina with something stupid would get as much sympathy

No, she’d be a silly / stupid / vain / slutty / (inset other derogatory term depending on the context) woman who got what she deserved.

sackrifice · 25/08/2019 09:19

Lol.

Article in The Guardian today about a real knob
Article in The Guardian today about a real knob
Silversky70 · 25/08/2019 09:38
Grin
AdrenalinBrush · 25/08/2019 09:44

Never inject your penis with an unknown substance

One of the few times I feel glad not to be a man. I can't believe people have donated 1K to this person. There are so many other deserving causes than a promiscuous, penis injecting, NHS waster.

HotChocolateLover · 25/08/2019 09:51

It’s hard to know what to say 😂

EleanorReally · 25/08/2019 10:01

bit of a wanker

EleanorReally · 25/08/2019 10:03

why is this even in the Guardian?

FirstOfMyNameMotherOfCats · 25/08/2019 10:25

The bit that gets me is the gofundme sob story
"Received a life changing injury to his penis" like he's some poor innocent victim. Own it dude!

MT2017 · 25/08/2019 15:18

I thought you were talking about Simon Cowell's face...

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Be1atrix · 25/08/2019 20:44

People crowd funded for him. WTF. I'd pay that if it was for a brain transplant for him

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