Pressure washing the patio is better than sex

[ElizabethinherGermanGarden]

I have never been so satisfied, or so dirty. Glorious.

Best. Thing. Ever.

True fact.

Oh me too! I've just put some bleach in a watering can to finish it off. Smells and looks amazing and I feel like I've been to.the gym. I'm exhausted.

I thoroughly enjoy it. I pretend I am Ripley in Aliens. Very satisfying and great fun.

Best thread ever!

Oooh I’m doing my annual blast next week! Last year it literally took me about 3 days to wash the solid filth off my feet.

Note to self: don’t wear flip flops next time

Definitely!

I need to do ours. Our pressure washer died halfway through when I attempted it a while ago, so I need to borrow the in-laws' one to do it again.

I can't believe you have the audacity to start this thread and not include before and after pictures.

It won't let me upload a video! But in lieu of that, I give you...

I was wearing shorts, by the way. Didn't pressure wash naked.

I vacuum my patio. I have friends that think that's weird.

I love to Henry the decking

I've done the same today. With jeyes fluid too. Satisfied face

If you use the round patio attachment with the spinners, it doesn't spray dirty water everywhere.

Why are (some of) you using bleach?
What about wildlife/pets/plants?