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Last night I dreamed that Nigel Farage fancied me......

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balonzz · 10/08/2019 16:36

….and I fancied him back. We were walking along with linked arms. And he was wearing his suit. And that grin.

Anyone else had a bad dream lately?

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ToLiveInPeace · 10/08/2019 17:29

Seek help, please. Quickly.

pottedshrimps · 10/08/2019 17:35

I once dreamt Boris Johnson visited me via the 'backdoor' 🤢

ToLiveInPeace · 10/08/2019 17:40

Ohgodohgodohgodohgod...

ThomasRichard · 10/08/2019 17:48

Thursday night: DP and I were at a Conservative Party orgy with Boris Johnson-shapes space hoppers. We had a very good time.

I asked DP about it in the morning and he recommends that I see a psychiatrist.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 10/08/2019 18:06

I’m so
I had a dream that I had Boris Johnson’s baby. How do you like them apples.

Fragalino · 10/08/2019 18:11

Op, unbelievable but I've had that dream as well 😂😂.

How bizzare.

barryfromclareisfit · 10/08/2019 18:13

I dreamed that I was an observer with a police unit that had to chase the (in my dream) criminal, Boris Johnson. To follow him we had to jump from one roof to another. I remember the commander shouting “Go!” and thinking “Er... OK, then” before I woke up having cracked the back of my head and my shoulders against the bedside cabinet. I must have launched myself sideways out of bed ...

Spudlet · 10/08/2019 18:15

I mean it’s either therapy or drugs to stop you ever sleeping again. Ever. Ever.

barryfromclareisfit · 10/08/2019 18:16

But OP, for creep-value, I must have had the worst experience of all. The (now late) Cyril Smith leered at me. That wasn’t a dream, or even a nightmare. It was real and my skin crawls at the thought of it.

Shadow1234 · 10/08/2019 18:41

You didn't have a dream OP - you had a nightmare!

KennDodd · 10/08/2019 18:47

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balonzz · 10/08/2019 18:49

Bloody hell @KennDodd, that's just cruel. The worst of it is, I had forgotten the dream until I had a sudden memory of it earlier on today. What a shock that was. The mind can play cruel tricks.

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MrsTommyBanks · 10/08/2019 19:24

for you OP
I once had a dream that Donald Trump and me were deeply in love. He was a surprisingly good lover.
I'm still a bit sicky at the memory tbh and it was years ago.

BoswellsBollocks · 10/08/2019 19:28

I once dreamt I was at a swingers party with Nigel Farage and the Hamiltons.

I had a very good time.

🤮🤮🤮

TheInebriati · 10/08/2019 19:38

I was going to be sympathetic and say we are here for you, until I read the first line and then the rest of the thread.

You are all deranged people. Leave me alone.

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