Narrowing down boy list

[mbshiffer]

Henry Ellerby Wilson Darby Fred Porter Rodger Lewis Hubert Marshall Quimby

Darby and Joan are a proverbial old married couple. That’s the only context I’ve seen that in. Quimby is the dodgy mayor in the Simpsons. Rodger, unfortunately, is asking for trouble.

You've missed out Balonz OP!

Henry
Fredrick
Lewis
These are all perfectly sensible useable names.
Hubert I personally don't mind but plenty of people will.

The others don't really work for me.

I love Henry.