I have spoken to my 3 DCs over the last year several times each about closing cupboards in the bathroom. When the door of the cupboard is left open it gets stuck in the main bathroom door when you close it and the back of the knob is starting to make a hole in the main door.
Today Dd9 slammed the main door, the cupboard door handle finally went into the wood. I told her I’d mentioned this several times and now I’m cross I’m going to have to fix it.
She started with the attitude.
I said ‘ive had enough of your lip you never listen to me, please finish in there then go to your room’ To which she replied I’m the meanest mum in the world!
Apparently I can’t be because my friends have said they are in fact they are meanest mums in the world 
What makes you the meanest mum/dad in the world? (Light hearted)