Am I allowed to make 'Most Helpful Comment on the Thread' awards?

[mineofuselessinformation]

Not specifically about any thread.
It's just that time after time I read threads where a poster has spectacularly missed the point, or deliberately nit-picked on the tiniest detail.
It really annoys me, so can I be in charge?

Only if we can also have an award for people who think mumsnet is Google.

"could I be pregnant?" - how about piss on a test
"should I eat 2 day old chicken?" - fucking Google it
"how can I return a parcel to amazon"

You get the gist.

But where would the fun be without the randoms?! (My autocorrect made that ransoms, which is perfect)

Ok, Mmm, so do you want to be in charge of 'Have You Googled it?' awards?
I'm happy with that.

Can we have a special category for the SPAG army?

Only if you bid for a position on the committee yourself, boringly!

What's the SPAG army? (Or should I Google it?)

growling when posters comment on others’ spelling/grammar to show their superiority (particularly amusing when they make an error themselves)

Thank you.

Ah yes the grammer ( sic ) police. Usually struck by Muphry's Law, which is delicious.

I've just clicked on a thread where someone has asked if OP has googled....