I was expecting 2 parcels today (a trampoline and a sandpit) and they turned up at same time via 2 different carriers. One came to door first and I asked him if it was heavy, he said no and asked why so I said "I would have asked you to put it round back if it was". All nice and friendly.
The other lad was proper heaving it off the back of the lorry and it looked heavy so I goes "ooh can you put that round back please" and the 1st guy goes "sounds like that is your favourite phrase!"
He then went bright red before my eyes and mumbled something about them being heavy before clearing off sharpish 