DP and DD away so just me and DS (6) at home.
Got DS to bed at 8pm and planned myself a lovely peaceful evening with a big bowl of macaroni cheese and the TV.
8.20pm macaroni cheese ready, take it out put it on a tray. 8.21pm DS comes down stairs wanting a drink and almost immediately drops and smashes the glass.
8.22pm shattered glass and squash all over the floor and he steps on piece of glass and screams. Leap foward (forgetting I'm in bare feet) and stand with BOTH feet on pieces of glass then slip in the bl**dy sqash and land flat on my back. Miraculously I managed to not get any more cuts on landing!
By 8.45 had finally managed to extricate glass from 3 feet, obviously did DS's first plaster everything up and stop DS wailing.
Then swept and mopped the floor (this time with shoes on!) and went back to reheat my macaroni cheese to discover the cats had eaten it
My head and back hurts from falling, I've got 3 cuts in one foot and 2 in the other and I'm not sure I've got all the glass out and my dinners been stolen...
Damn it... I'm ordering a curry with all the trimmings.
Right now I wish I drunk... but know I mustn't.
The cats are happy though :)
Hope all of you are enjoying a more peaceful evening than me