It's hot, the sun's out, and it's time to wear the big floppy hat, so I don't burn.
I pop it on, and start down the stairs, crossing paths with one of the cats, Ms. Beatrice, on the way.
She came to a dead stop, looked at me and flattened her ears. Side eyed me as she darted past, and won't look at me now.
Silly thing. I talked to her and took off the hat, and she's fine now, but looks at me like I'm an idiot.