Going a way with my pal - want UK hotel, books booze relaxing

[matahairyy]

and NO KIDS
where can we go? A spa is ok but not vital

Dont want a place rammed with braying Londoners either

Was going to help but am a "braying Londoner", so sort yourself out. Google is your friend here.

City or country? Buxton is good, especially if you like beer as there's two excellent bars. We stay at the palace which has good deals

I love a nice hotel but am also a braying Londoner. For shame

(Look on Mr & Mrs Smith)

Is there such a thing as a braying northerner? I’m one of them!

I personally love Rudding Park in Harrogate.

I personally love Rudding Park in Harrogate.

Full of braying northerners and braying Londoners.

I really fancy The Scarlet in Cornwall. I’m more of a guffawer though.

I'm a chortler and braying Londoner. Blakeney hotel