The answer to all the cf parking dilemmas

[6demandingchildren]

Just seen this pop up and immediately thought of here

No, no, no. You clearly haven't actually been on any of the CF parking threads over the years or you'd know of PENGUIN BOLLARDS.

This can be bought in advance lol

Um, so can PENGUIN BOLLARDS

My neighbour has installed one of these on his (private) drive.

Plus two humongous security lights, a camera doorbell & a big dog.

I'm dying to know what he's got stashed in his suburban semi.

Penguin bollards OP! Penguin bollards!!!!!!

Where have you been all this time?!