23:46
Come up to bed with DH and it has become apparent that there is some sort of slanging match going on outside.
I can hear random wailing, lots of FUCK OFFS at the tops of voices, lots of "Kiiieeeeeeeeraaaaannnnn"s and general (drunken) shouting and balling.
It's irritating. It's Monday night FFS.
It's not a 999 emergency but it needs sorting before my DH turns rabid.
Should I sneak out and squirt them with the hosepipe?
Advice please...