What has made you irrationally angry today?

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Just lost my shit with my DHs Douwe Egberts coffee jar after getting coffee everywhere trying to open the bastard thing. Now I've got the rage. Any one else?

Having to get up to go to work!

Nothing
Nothing yesterday or the day before either.
In fact I can't think of anything recently.

Not really a rage but.....

The fact the ds1 gets up at 5.30 in the mornings but on days when we have to get out the door at 7.30 he sleeps in till 7.10

It's bloody mean I know but DP hasn't gone to work yet and I want him to sod off!!

DS is home schooled at the moment and we have a great routine and fucking plans which are now flying out the window. Grrrr.

He won't go now till he gets a call out and that could be bloody hours.

OP I feel your pain I had a similar wrestle with a coffee jar recently, it's those bloody lids. You'll be finding coffee granules in random places in your kitchen for weeks to come

I'm feeling angry at the thieving shits who somewhere somehow managed to get my credit card details yesterday and go on a shopping spree in Miami! Fuckers.
Luckily my bank have cancelled the transaction and I have a new card on the way but it does make you paranoid. Check your bank accounts regularly people!

Nothing...yet!

Paypal. Fucking bastards.

Sherlock

Sorry ... I didn't mean that as in "whatever has happened with PayPal to make you cross I find that funny". More I'm very immature and a short post mostly made of swear words makes me snigger.

That guy in the Skoda earlier who didn't indicate at the roundabout, waited for me to stop and then turned left

That bloody advert for the Women's World Cup where they've 'meaningfully' rewritten the lyrics to Three Lions. It couldn't make women's football look more depressing, grim and joyless if it tried - a real shame I think. It just comes at it from the wrong angle. Makes me irrationally angry

My fucking scales! How can I have put on 3kg in a fucking week???

Fuck the fucking things!!!

My neighbours burglar alarm which goes off 3 out of 5 days EVERY WEEK (I work from home). Could be one of about 50 houses so no idea who to tell that their alarm is fucking annoying. Even more so now my windows are open.

The cat has thrown up twice already today

Not today but yesterday I lost my purse and all my pics and a memory card that was in it made me really angry and very upset 😥🤬

Still being fucking pregnant! 39weeks and fed up, resorted to scrubbing the kitchen floor on my knees last night and the dog thanked me by taking a shit on it!

Some prick on FB

The couple in front of me in the queue at Tesco.

Every time one of them spoke they put the word ‘babe’ at the end of each sentence.

‘Can you pass me the bags babe?’
‘Here you go Babe’
‘Thanks babe’
‘Shall I use my card babe’
‘Yeah that’d be great babe’......and on and on and ON.

By the end of the infuriating ‘conversation’ I wanted to batter Babe 1 and Babe 2 ferociously with a baguette and tell them to get a fucking grip.

Hypothesising —Judging— that they were the sort to have massively loud sweary arguments after one too many special brews but the next day both Babes will have forgiven each other....