Just someone who could stop me when I have the arse about something and have to make a comment/make a stroppy phonecall/send a snarky email or completely lose my shit.
They can do this with a poke of their pointy devil's tail or a beatific smile and twinkle of a halo as long as they just let me rage, get it off my chest make me a cup of tea and say 'there there, thats better isnt it hazey' and go on my merry way being a normal person rather than the jaw clenching idiot I turn into when I have a bee in my fucking bonnet.