I've found the most wonderful Father's Day gift! (Facebook tat thread #63526)

[SleepingChicken]

This really is quite spectacular.

What's on offer near you?

That is the most beautiful creation I've ever seen!

That’s incredible!

That's a work of art, how much are they? Asking for a friend.

Oh wow!

I just crossed myself and prayed. I'm not even religious.
What. The. Fuck.

Its fabulous, isn't it?

And for the biological dad in your life, there's this one...

@Gingerkittykat They're £4.

How many would you like?

Are they random plates they've nicked from their nan and painted shitly?

Oh my!
They’re something specia

Quite possibly!

Or a job lot that they've picked up for 50p from a car boot sale.

They’ll be on Antiques roadshow in 2099.

Soola 😂

"And here we have a truly exquisite piece from circa 2020. One of only a handful made, it is priceless. The artists talent and creativity shines."

You must be pretty close to me OP.... just seen the exact same ones on fb marketplace.

Waves to @Ciderandskatesdontmix 👋🏻

Better get in there quickly, there's only a few left apparently...

My eyes 😖

Hardly any fb tat for Dad's on my newsfeed. Why should they get away with it? The mothers day shite was quite something.

Can't believe I missed these for Father's Day. Every Dad needs a whistle made from a real mouse, and a snip at only £20! Poor mice look positively deranged.

If my DDs are reading this thread - if any of these turn up next Father's Day, I'm altering my will. It'll all go to a home for retired brewery dray horses. That is all.

@DivisionBelles

What the actual fuck!?

Do you think they've been preserved? Do you think it tickles when you blow it?

BLOODY HELL @ the mouse whistle. I mean just why???

The poo plate is quite special as well