The latest ridiculous job advert that's been doing the rounds

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mobile.twitter.com/tobymillard/status/1135861300188389376

www.indeed.co.uk/m/viewjob?jk=f54e62cd2af88f82&dupclk=0

We don’t have ‘staff’ we have ‘Creatives’.

I hate these sorts of hipster job adverts.

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Oh god. I would question the intelligence of the person who who wrote that advert and wouldn’t want to work for someone who can’t string a sentence together coherently.

But I guess they are going to get exactly the type of people they are looking for applying for the job so 🤷🏼‍♀️

The comments on Twitter are great though. Some really piercing sarcasm regarding omelettes.

Oh for that's awful, you'll be cooking, cleaning and working the front desk - smile! We demand mischief.

Shifty understaffed, underpaid work wrapped up in a 'dynamic and creative ' package.

On YouTube I keep getting that stupid Gant one about the ‘revolutionary’ idea that you don’t have to work nine to five.

It’s just pretentious bollocks.

Its horrible. Folk just want a job and have to jump through this company's ridiculous hoops to get one. I'm pretty sure if they DO get involved in mischief when working all the jobs in the hotel they'll be given pretty short shrift.

General Dogsbody then! For shit wages.

The worst thing is that it's for an actual proper established chain hotel .

I genuinely thought it would be for some pointless social media bollocks start up.

Puts me off staying at Radisson if the staff, sorry creatives are going to laugh at me and throw omelettes at me.

Typical capitalist obfuscation. Dress a minimum-wage job up as some aspirational creative role. Vile.

What a surprise - it’s gone from Indeed......

Foslady, on Indeed scroll down a bit and you can see the full text.

I had a look on Twitter - who in their right mind approved that ad????? I mean, they say no publicity is bad publicity but somehow I don’t think this applies in this case!!!

It’ll be their own fault when one of their benighted Creatives goes postal and gets mischievous with a RED-hot omelette pan on the guests’ asses.

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Fuck me, there isn’t a jury who’d convict is there?