I've just managed to bite my cheek

[StealthPolarBear]

By having a drink of water
Really not my day

I have had the most vicious diarrhoea all day. It's been a bad day for the two of us.

Yeah I think I'm better off! Hope you're better tonorrow

I hear you, my little toes are making themselves busy checking the furniture is in place. A tin of gloss launched itself off the bench, missed my foot and sulked by ejecting it's lid

:) I usually have that with my calves. (calfs?). We have a heavy wooden bed and heavy wooden kitch furniture. I am rarely bruise free.

Serious ky how do you bite your cheek drinking though
And not even alcohol

Calves, you were right the first time. Also, ouch!

I think heavy wooden beds (especially if they're low) and bruised calves go hand in hand. It should have it on the label