DP just texted one word and ?

[Ihatesandwiches]

Openly admitting I'm bored! DP has just texted me one word and a question mark. If you too are bored, have a guess as to his message!

And time it with DC nap time thanks!

@NaughtToThreeSadOnions Thu 28-Mar-19 17:04:54

Or just ronseal? Which again is one word or cupmponol? Or anh other brand of wood protecting paint..

If he'd texted 'cupmponol' I'm not sure even the OP would have understood that

Meh - I was hoping for

Tidy?
or
Bush?

I hate gardening and double entendres just about make it tolerable.

Wetherspoons

Watching paint dry would have been more climatic

I once texted dh the lone word

“Asians?”

It was a bizarre autocorrect for Sainsburys / shorthand for asking him if he was popping on there on the way home. Except...

Dh is Asian.
He took it very well to be fair. I still feel red hot shame when I think of it!

Nits?

Discombobulated!

Hoping it was going to be Llanfairpwllgwingyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch. Sadly not.

I love how people are saying this thread is boring yet they are investing there time to post on it 😂

My guess was going to be 'manure?'

Pizza?

To me it sounds wonderfully boring. Guess who’s single?

I can't believe I have bothered to read this!

Anything today, OP?

dirty?