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Facebook tat, Valentines edition

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toffee1000 · 20/01/2019 20:14

Anyone fancy a “man bundel”? Coke, Fanta, chocolate and scratchcards.

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toffee1000 · 20/01/2019 23:36

Grammar fails here too. I understand that spelling and grammar are difficult for some, but if you’re selling a product that has words/lettering on you need to make sure it’s correct.

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thegreatbeyond · 20/01/2019 23:37

It's a cigarette lighter. Perfect for those first meetings when trying to impress, or that big job interview!

Hellbentwellwent · 20/01/2019 23:48

toffee ‘we engaged’ totally tickled me on

fancynotplain · 20/01/2019 23:48

But what noise does that erotic cigarette lighter make? I just have to know!

namechangedforanon · 21/01/2019 00:03

Too good

But I quite like the bullet heart 🤣🤣🤣

wowfudge · 21/01/2019 07:18

The FB seller who does the bullet hearts has other options available too...

Top rated for fair pricing apparently.

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
Facebook tat, Valentines edition
planespotting · 21/01/2019 07:38

Yes! Love these threads!

LauralovesLuke · 21/01/2019 07:42

Following for lols

RebootYourEngine · 21/01/2019 08:04

These are fab. Love a tat thread.

FogCutter · 21/01/2019 08:54

Classy.......

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
iklboo · 21/01/2019 16:27

Isn't there a band called Bullet For My Valentine?

aimingfor2019 · 21/01/2019 17:04

@FogCutter it gets classier...

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
Daytimetellysucks · 21/01/2019 17:12

Bargain!

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
Jozen · 21/01/2019 17:20

Daytime what is that?
I can see the outline of two people in a heart but is it a cake, bit of wood, card???

wineandcheeseplease · 21/01/2019 17:31

Pickled cupid aparently

wineandcheeseplease · 21/01/2019 17:32

forgot image

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
itsallgravybaby · 21/01/2019 17:50

Oh god this one is so horrible Envy

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
itsallgravybaby · 21/01/2019 17:50

Oops @wineandcheeseplease I should have RTFT!

wineandcheeseplease · 21/01/2019 17:53

@itsallgravybaby I've been waiting for a chance to share my find!

HopeAndJoy16 · 21/01/2019 20:28

This is the first time I've come across some real life tat on my own fb feed! Love these threads. Not as Envy as the pickled cupid though!

Facebook tat, Valentines edition
AngelOfDeathNix · 21/01/2019 21:27

Nothing says I Love You more than a casting of your cock!

JustHereForThePooStories · 21/01/2019 21:33

Does that cock have a fingernail??

Jozen · 21/01/2019 23:03

What fucking fresh hell is in that jar wineandcheese?

ItsMEhooray · 21/01/2019 23:37

Move over da Vinci

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toffee1000 · 22/01/2019 01:19

Jesus the pickled cupids are rank.

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