Mo's BBBBAAARRRR is open!

[MaureenMLove]

Evening. It's been too long. Get in here, chew the cud, talk crap, sound off or just sit in the corner and rock. It's your bar, your rules!

I need to stay awake until 1am. DD and the boyf are flying home from New York and I'm a bit of a geek with aeroplanes. I need to see on Flightradar that they've taken off. She's just arrived at the airport and she's shitting it, because she's a crap flyer and it's foggy. I'm getting a running commentary. I've told her to check in and go and go to the bar!

Nope, I have a toastie every night as a pre bed snack

Respect!

Oh no. Naked Attraction has just come on the TV. DH has the remote but he's asleep on the sofa clutching it.

Oh sparklers what a bummer.

Mo no WAY is your gal 23, goodness me!

Fanta twist sounds amazing interesting.

BIWI what is your news m'dear? I'm not in the loop atm.

I'm grateful they didn't decide to have the Presenter naked too.

Yes, there's enough nakedness without her doing it too.

Ooh this one doesn't like body hair.

My news?

Still running Bootcamp!

Last day being employed next Wednesday - about to be self-employed/heading gradually into retirement.

And you?

You're not getting engrossed in it now are you Sparkling?

yay! I'll have a whiskey!

Just been and got myself a cheese and marmite toastie and a cuppa!

I've seen that Naked Attraction thing. It's quite dreadful (clutching handbag here). But I find myself watching it completely agog and can't switch it off! Can't think of anything worse that seen a man prance about with his bits dangling!

mmmmm that sounds yummy!

One thing I'll never understand is genital piercings.

Why???

Oh, stand by ya beds people, the weather oracle is here! . Good evening Kitten, good to see you 

hey :) cold out innit!

I think we is getting old all of a sudden ladies! Genital piercings and all that nudity! We'll be clutching pearls next!

I am a bit engrossed. How can you appear on this then go into work the next morning.
She is poking in their belly buttons with a cotton bud.

I've never got round the idea of nose piercings and how you blow your nose with a cold?

I work with someone that has a nose stud and she takes it out to blow her nose! Yuck, just gross!

I am not sure about nose piercings. Sometimes they look like a big spot from a distance.

We are listening to Planet Rock. Alice Cooper must be 120 by now.

oh yuck! Does the snot block up the mini hole?

Simon Le Bon was 60 last week. I tried not to dwell on it.

oh cripes :(

Someone tried to convince me to get a triple genital piercing once (each ball and the penis)

I dumped him

that sounds like a potential issue for self entanglement.

I had visions of awkward airport security encounters personally.