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Do you like my hairy hands?

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MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:19

I'm about to sit under my bridge.

Do you like my hairy hands?
Do you like my hairy hands?
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Thenewdoctor · 23/10/2018 18:20

Wha?

Heuschrecke · 23/10/2018 18:25

So, you're in a restaurant? Somewhere else in the world where smoking is still allowed inside? And you've got candy floss stuck to your hand/s?!

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:26

Heus

That's you on the next table

I knew it....

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LanguidLobster · 23/10/2018 18:26

Oooh love them, you're turning me on

(Where's level 42?)

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:27

Fancy joining me for a quick Agadoo?

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TheFaerieQueene · 23/10/2018 18:27

Off to St Clabberts with you!

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:27

Languid

They were amazing

Seems like a lifetime ago 😩

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Villanelle123 · 23/10/2018 18:28

So confused

Heuschrecke · 23/10/2018 18:28
MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:31

Heus

I just looked up 😆

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Heuschrecke · 23/10/2018 18:39

Don't worry, Villanelle123, I expect it's a private joke which I don't understand either .... I just thought I'd join in anyway just for the lolz. Sadly, I'm not sitting in a rather louche restaurant though Sad Grin

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:44

No private jokes here only hairy public ones 😆

I had a Level 42 thread last week for the ageing masses.

I'm in a cold All Inclusive in Europe trying the while the hours away.

It's been challenging

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FekkoTheLawyer · 23/10/2018 18:45

Candyfloss?

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:45

I'm CRAVING an actual glass.

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MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:46

Fekko

It's hair

Of the hairy variety

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Heuschrecke · 23/10/2018 18:52

It's fine. I am ageing (missed that thread), but, yeah, I remember Level 42 from my 20s!!!

So, without giving too much away, where'ish are you and why challenging?!

MarthasGinYard · 23/10/2018 18:58

We are in Greece

Torrential storms all day yesterday but improved today

Very basic hotel

Has taken me back to my teens though 😆

Rural and not much alcohol available.... have tried to pay for decent drinks

I asked for a Pina Colada today. He scratched his head....phoned a friend....literally, then said 'end of season no coconut milk until May'

It's very funny though

Everything in throw away plastic cups

Not very green hey

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Heuschrecke · 24/10/2018 06:53

I'd stick with Metaxa and Coke if I were you!

Where did the hairy stuff come from and what is it?!

MarthasGinYard · 24/10/2018 07:58

Twas' indeed good old fashioned candy floss.

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Heuschrecke · 24/10/2018 08:16

Ah ha - I was right Grin

Curious that they can't provide any fancy drinks at this time of year, but have got candy floss. Or was it that ready made stuff in a plastic bag? Or did you buy it elsewhere?

MarthasGinYard · 24/10/2018 08:34

😆

It's made fresh, unbelievably ....a bargain at 2 euros a stick.

Feel like I've been on a detox

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QueenofLouisiana · 24/10/2018 09:07

The way things are round here at the moment, your hairy hands will fit in well- more trolls than posters it seems....

So, if you could just start a thread about your emergency c-section with premature triplets, ideally posting mid-section with photos of the surgeons. You should then be visited by your violent, abusive 13 year old son who may be overweight (but you aren’t sure) as he has rolls of fat and eats 321 slices of toast for breakfast.

Think that would just about cover all bases.

MarthasGinYard · 24/10/2018 09:25

Well Queen

Quite

Perhaps I could present my 'just giving link' which posters will twist my arm to coyly share.

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QueenofLouisiana · 24/10/2018 09:32

Excellent plan. After all, you’ll need a long holiday to get over the trauma of ‘no coconut until May’.

MarthasGinYard · 24/10/2018 09:48

Well Exactly

I'm off to shoot my sad face pic

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