Funny note from dc

[NorthEndGal]

Ds, 19, was out last night after training, and came home late.
I found this note today, and it gave me a chuckle.
It's a gloomy , rainy old day here, and I could use more laughs.
If you feel like it, what's the best note you've found?

I left a note for my three older teen son's threatening them with imminent homelessness if they didn't tidy up
I came home to some of it done and they'd each drawn a big cock on the note