What on earth would you call this?

[AliceBanned]

Out shopping with DD today and we came across this monstrosity interesting top arrangement Is it a sweatshirt with a jeans twist or jeans with a sweatshirt twist - a jeatshirt or jeanshirt? Will it catch on do you think? Sadly, they did not have my size.

Someone who works there made it and put it on the rail to see of it sells

Yes, it really does look like someone cobbled it together for a joke and put it on the rail. It had a proper label, though, and was on sale for £16.99 in TK Maxx!

What on earth would you call this? Fugly.

I assume your meant to wear it with the button undone and open like a shirt and jumper combo.

A "shumpean?"

Ahhhhh the odd finds of TK Maxx

For some reason I knew that's where you found it as soon as I saw the title.

That is hilarious! No idea what I would call it.

I can't stop looking at it but it's making me feel rather uneasy

Looks like the jeans have been hoiked up way too high!

A denishortishirt?

Is that not what Simon cowell wears when it's too cold to wear a T shirt?

Ah, memories of ‘breathe new life into your wardrobe without spending a thing !!’ articles in teenage magazines. Always seemed to involve unlikely hybrid garments like this or braid or dyeing ( sorry about the washing machine, Mum) or unlikely appliqué.

It's strangely mesmerising, Pizza! The button unfastens and the zipper comes down - we tried it

There was only one left, ladies, so you need to get down to Epsom TK Maxx first thing tomorrow. Or gents, of course, it would look particularly creepy fetching with a hairy chest peeping above the zipper!

Its a shkortop

Shirt
Skirt
Top

Epsom TK Maxx has gone downhill recently, this provrs it!

In fact all TK Ms have gone downhill...,,

I'd call it utterly hideous.

I've never seen anything like it.

"The button unfastens and the zipper comes down"

Now it's even creepier!!