Liz Jones face lift!!

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Daily fail alert viewers may find these photos distressing

Dear God!
At least she probably got it for free, after all she is sooooo poor, bless her

She looks like a photo fit in the 'after' photo!

If she is so fecking poor how has she managed to buy somewhere in London or is that a figment of my imagination.

Until she gets rid of her terrible hair, she will always look a bit scary, IMO.

I feel a bit sad for her. I don't think she's a happy person who finds her life fulfilling.

Yes, I would agree with that. I can't read her columns without feeling like a voyeur to somebody's disintegration.

Yes, the hair isn't very classy on a woman her age, no matter how well preserved. And no amount of surgery will improve her legs.
Miaow!

they all end up looking the same a cross between a waxwork and a blow up doll.

Thank you that has right cheered me up!

So glad she's not 'skint' any more too!!

Hmm

I reckon that full on face picture has been majorly photoshopped- if she says no one realised in RL she'd had anything done- she looks totally different in that second shot!

Good advert for Botox though

It's the eyebrows

The Daily Mail does this thing where the 'before' photos are poorly lit, subjects looking miserable and with no make up.

'After' pics brightly lit, smiles on faces, lots of make up.

Second pic of Ms Jones, she is wearing more make up than Boy George, frankly they trowelled it on so thick that could be me under there.

Making the article pointless because all it shows you is that if you smile with the light on and you wear make up, you look better than if you look morose in the dark with a shiny face.

Which is her real eyebrow, do you think? The one that slopes down at the edge, or wings up?

I think she actually looks great, or as good as Liz Jones could look in the 2nd pictures. Good on her.

Did anyone else notice that this all took place at the Kallima Spa?

Any fellow nerds out there will be chanting Kalli maaa! Kalli maaaa!

I don't like Liz Jones and yes, the before photo is badly lit and yes, she clearly had masses of filler in the after photos, but she does look a lot younger in the "after" shots.

Now I'm not an idiot and can recognise the effect of surgery and procedures, especially with an accompanying 2000 words, but no denying the difference between pic 1 and pic 2.

I think the down slope was tattooed years ago when that was new & fashionable & the up wing one is new & drawn on to show how her new face is all about the uplift.

eeeeeeeeek eyebrows

I think she's shaved her natural ones off and they are stubbly because she can't do it at the mo.
All I keep thinking is no matter what you do to the outside, you need far more more work to heal the insecuities and bitterness inside.

If she ate normally, put on 10 pounds, cut her hair and had the colour softened it would take years off her

I reckon that the eyebrows that slope downwards are tattooed on. After the facelift they don't suit her so they have been covered with concealor. If my guess is correct then what a nightmare! The brows going upwards look like her real ones to me.

As for the facelift, whilst i am vain to an absolute fault , i just don't get why anyone would put themselves through it. The poster who mentioned 'wax work' is spot on. That was what I thought too.

she is the person everyone loves hating.

I feel the mail is very evil to exploit her, she's too stupid to realise.

She's far from stupid....

Rather than spending £13k on a facelift, she should have spent £100 on a decent cut and (several shades lighter) colour. She has very thick hair, which would look fab if shoulder length, or shorter. Her hair being all long and witchy does her no favours, even with her new younger face it still looks wrong!

I knew she reminded me of something here - the Belmez faces that appeared on teh floor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9lmez_Faces

she is bonkers
just bonkers

said, that's uncanny!

Not sure that was what she was aiming for though