Genuine salacious gossip, anyone?

[simonedeboudoir]

Ok so I am party to some v salacious and libellous sleb gossip

I promise I am not a troll, tho I do name change regularly. I do not have proof that this gossip is true, but I heard it from a reliable source, and I believe it.

I heard it about a year ago and have often wanted to come on here and spill but it is v libellious and I'm not sure of the correct form in this topic (I don't come in sleb twaddle v often).

The reason I'm here now is that I'm fucked off with certain OPs on other threads, both in this topic and others, dicking around with people. Is it me or is there a lot of going on at the moment?

The other reason I'm here is that I'd love to know if anyone else has heard the same story. Which I think would render it more likely to be true.

Right. So how do I go about divulging in a way that won't get myself or anyone else into trouble? And how do I avoid journos?

Oh and finally the sleb concerned is married with children. What are the ethics?

I'm sure she did take anti-malaria tabs but I don't think they're always 100% effective. Didier Drogba (Chelsea player) has recently been treated for malaria. It does happen.

FWIW I'm not sure that I buy the malaria one. I think it's untrue.

Don't think there is a malaria injection. There are tablets, none is 100% effective, though the newer ones are highly effective assuming you take them properly.

Also, many many tourists make the mistake of stopping the tablets as soon as they get home. In fact, you have to continue for some time to make sure you are protected until the parasite that causes it has left your system.

I don't give a stuff tbh.

Ok I give in.Someone please PM me as I am completely lost!

Could someone PM me please?

Well THANK YOU ladies, will sleep easier now.

Does anyone else misread "PM me" as " Prime Minister me"?

Nope?

Righty-ho.

Also feeling very much part of the gang....

PM's give me a lovely smug feeling!

Well come on then Tess, share the love!

PM?

Oh please oh please me too!

Occam's Razor applies as far as the malaria is concerned. Any explanation other than the one we have been given is far less likely and more difficult to engineer. (It's like the people who think the moon landings and 9/11 were faked...) And I don't think she is a good enough actress to fake the distress in the PM interview.

I do think though, that she ought to have had little trouble swatting away an annoying, buzzing, whining creature with a small brain and a little prick. She was married to one for 3 years, after all.

Ooh I have the three pieces of goss from the other thread but have a feeling I am still missing out on something?

Also does anyone have the answers to BOF's clues on that thread?

Please can someone pm me to make sure I am still 'in the gang' and not behind the door (my usual standpoint!)

I'm new to all this and I only know three bits of goss' (TC, GR and malaria)

If anyone has anything that they'd like to drop in my inbox, they'll be richly rewarded with an afternoon margarita and nibbles on my chaise longue.

Also, I love that UQD is in here

I am missing one. I know malaria and GR. What's TC?

Pm needed urgent like

thanks for the pms!

Isn't it amazing quite how general a piece of knowledge can be and yet it remains a "secret?" (Thinking of TC) The power of wong.

cupcakes thanks I knew number 3 but like uqd im not sure if she is that good at acting either.

Nah, she isn't. She'd have slipped up by now. It takes her all of her concentration to remember to blink and breathe simulatneously.

I did a lot of pm-ing yesterday so could some kind person pm now?

I'm always amazed, given the power of t'Internet, that the lid is kept on all this stuff. These people must have amazing PR management. The CC "not malaria" stuff is rubbish but it's incredible that the "not Pepsi" penchant, shall we say, has stayed a secret given the fact that it's actually on camera.

Could someone PM me with all the latest pieces of gossip please? Thank you lots

Not Pepsi? WTF is this?

Showbiz sherbet.