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Genuine salacious gossip, anyone?

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simonedeboudoir · 10/11/2010 10:52

Ok so I am party to some v salacious and libellous sleb gossip

I promise I am not a troll, tho I do name change regularly. I do not have proof that this gossip is true, but I heard it from a reliable source, and I believe it.

I heard it about a year ago and have often wanted to come on here and spill but it is v libellious and I'm not sure of the correct form in this topic (I don't come in sleb twaddle v often).

The reason I'm here now is that I'm fucked off with certain OPs on other threads, both in this topic and others, dicking around with people. Is it me or is there a lot of Hmm going on at the moment?

The other reason I'm here is that I'd love to know if anyone else has heard the same story. Which I think would render it more likely to be true.

Right. So how do I go about divulging in a way that won't get myself or anyone else into trouble? And how do I avoid journos?

Oh and finally the sleb concerned is married with children. What are the ethics?

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loonyrationalist · 10/11/2010 13:08

ooohhhhh gossip

PM me - please please pretty please

MollysChambers · 10/11/2010 13:08

"habbit" - ffs Blush

ShirleyKnot · 10/11/2010 13:09

I think the dog looks a bit embarrassed actually. He's all like - yeah bunny ears and all that, but fuck me Hitler is my owner, what a fucking bummer.

thatsnotmyfruitshoot · 10/11/2010 13:09

That rumour has been doing the rounds for years, apparently he used to pick blokes up in gym changing rooms.

I feel so sorry for his wife, she has the world on her shoulders at the moment.

QueeferSutherBANG · 10/11/2010 13:09

chickens, I feel your pain.
I so so want a Kitler, but feel bad about coveting a cat that looks like a mass murderer.

MollysChambers · 10/11/2010 13:10

OMG - Do you think there is more to his friendship with DB than meets the eye?? All those camping trips.... Now that really would be gossip...

asdx2 · 10/11/2010 13:11

So can assume that this is what hf was hinting at. The DNA result as in identifying the "female" as in fact male. I suppose 6 months is the length of time NOTW has to sit it out until they can spill the beans. So much more fun on this thread though Grin

ChickensHaveNoLips · 10/11/2010 13:12

But Queefer what if the Kitler is in fact channeling the evil Adolf? It's too big a risk. Although I tend to think all cats look sinister anyway.

MollysChambers · 10/11/2010 13:13

PMSL at the bizarre cat / Hitler tangent going on....

ChickensHaveNoLips · 10/11/2010 13:13

Surely no DNA test would be required? I mean, the person in question would know which attachment resided in their pants.

BitOfFun · 10/11/2010 13:16

I've got a myriad of attachments- but that's Sebo for you.

Carikube · 10/11/2010 13:16

saythatagain I'm joining the party late but if you're still PM'ing, please send me one Smile

ClaireDeLoon · 10/11/2010 13:17

I had a cat with a half kitler, I was very tempted to get some eyeliner and finish her 'tache properly.

ChickensHaveNoLips · 10/11/2010 13:19

Was she a bit evil, Claire? Bring you lots of dead things? Or worse, not quite dead things?

QueeferSutherBANG · 10/11/2010 13:20

You might be right, Chickens.
Best err on the side of caution.
(DDs rabbit is called Jesus, so I think we're safe.)

CommanderDrool · 10/11/2010 13:20

I knew it was him.

I can't imagine how their relationship can function under so much pressure.

I don't usually feel sorry for celebs but somehow I feel Sad for his wife. What a mess.

SixtyFootDoll · 10/11/2010 13:24

CAn I have the PM please, I will pass it onto the nest poster that asks.
Chain gossip!!

ClaireDeLoon · 10/11/2010 13:24

No chickens, she was quite sweet, not very elegant and really very stupid. Far too stupid to catch stuff, certainly not bright enough to not run under a car one evening.

Perhaps a full kitler may have different 'personality' traits?

suwoo · 10/11/2010 13:25

Ooh me, me, me please. I'm at home with a vomiting bug and 2 vomitty DC's. I need some excitement in my life!

ReformedCharacter · 10/11/2010 13:25

Can someone PM it to me as well please Smile

AllOverIt · 10/11/2010 13:26

PLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE can I have a PM....

Pleasey-weasy....

Ta

SixtyFootDoll · 10/11/2010 13:27

Pleasy weasy lemon squeezzy?!!

ReformedCharacter · 10/11/2010 13:29

Thanks Depeche

Have PMd you sixtyfootdoll

phipps · 10/11/2010 13:31

I think I know what the gossip is and if I am right, isn't that shocking. Feel free to PM me and set me straight if I am wrong.

asdx2 · 10/11/2010 13:32

I didn't think hf said test I think she said the truth's in the DNA.
Is DB implicated because it was rumoured he likes to wear VB's undies.
TC and WS because there are already rumours about their sexuality.
Suspect hf was hinting on what's just been spilled and throwing in plenty of celebs to stir the pot but not because they are a part of the actual gossip but that more gossip about them was relevant to GR Confused.