Ex male hen night stripper AMA

[Stripg99]

Self explanatory from the title

Can a plane take off from a treadmill?

What is the universe expanding into?

What is dark matter?

What is the answer to the meaning of life question??

Why is this in AIBU and not AMA?

Why was I not born in to money?

Okay, I'm just gonna ask the obvious..

Did you sleep with any of the brides?

Are koala bears actual bears? And what about red pandas?

My back is killing me this morning.

You have all given me a good giggle, thank you ladies!

I actually read this as ex-male hen night stripper. I thought u were trans 🏳️‍⚧️

Are you an 'ex male', or an 'ex male hen'? (They're called cocks.)

Are you an ex male?
A female stripper who used to cater to male hen nights?
A former male hen who stripped at night?

The title is far from, as you claim, self explanatory...

Ah, I see the 2 PP had similar questions 😁

Even without male stripper credentials, I can confidently tell you that no, they are not bears.

I'm having hotdogs for tea. Some say they should be eaten without a bun, but I disagree with those people

This poster perfectly illustrates the importance of teaching good punctuation in school from an early age.

There doesn't seem to be many burning questions relating to your actual career. I'm guessing it's obvious you get sucked off etc and get paid for it. There's not really anything left we'd need to know!

Slow school day, 2 periods of boring english in 6C class.

Would you rather have toes for fingers, or fingers for toes?

Why do you identify as a chicken?

😂😂 So…

How long did you do this for? What do you do now?

I’m waiting for the poster who spent too long behind the flag licking off the cream to show up. ‘Darren?! Is that you?!’

dont get it.. what's AMA?

@JamSlags haha!! I remember a poster coming out with something like that! 🤣

If you could choose to have a dinosaur tail, what one would you have?

@BobbyBiscuits funny what sticks in your head, isn’t it 😆 it was a whole thread where she was asking whether she should tell her DH. Everyone was nope until the full extent of her ‘interaction’ came out…