Our take home pay is £780,001 a year

[TheCadoganArms]

Ask me anything, after this I will name change.

Happy to take the good and the bad.

Do you earn £10,000 OP and married someone with no qualifications?

Thank Crunchie you are okay Kate. Welcome back to the real world after you were obviously abducted by aliens and dropped back off at the Farm Shop

Do you cook your chickens in a Miele or an ILVE?

How long does a chicken last?

Would you take my husband over yours?
Scrap that.
I sent my chauffeur - pack his bags.

Why do you think it's a good idea to boast about your income online

😂😂😂

Are your kids called Jayden, Hayden, Kaiden, Iron Maiden, Okayden?

What degree or training did you get?
Despite the low pay this is a career I would consider.

how much did you donate this year to the tories?

How much charity work do you do

How many ovens do you have?

Just wondering do you like gravy on your chips? If being wealthy means you outgrow gravy on chips you can shove it.

😂

Do you need mini scaffolds?

Brilliant. Thank you OP, I needed a laugh after reading all the smuggery this morning 😂

What’s the £1 at the end for?

Can I borrow a tenner?

Are you the reason the £780,000 earner's thread seems to have disappeared? If so, well done my friend.

Oh no, the original has gone? I was learning so much from it.

Seems to have disappeared from the AMA thread!

Damn you OP, I earn £780,000.99 and was just about to post my own AMA but you have pissed on my chips now

I assume that's after tax because if it's before, I don't understand how you could possibly manage on so little plus it must be so galling seeing so much of your earnings going on layabouts who expect hard workers such as yourself to fund their lifestyle.

Oh I see the £780k pa thread is just below yours on the AMA board. That's quite pleasing to see.

That's weird, it definitely disappeared for a bit!