Starbucks manager

[hobbitonthehill]

Hi I'm a starbucks store manager , ask me anything

Why did Starbucks stop selling guten free brownies?

When can we expect the arrival of the PSL?

Who cares?

Is drug-taking as rife in your store as it was in the Starbucks my brother worked at?

Well.. me, obviously, or I wouldn't have asked.

What is the typical store manager annual salary?

Why can't your baristas spell my name?

How much does a Starbucks coffee machine cost and where can I get one?

Asking cos we moved and there's no Starbucks near me. I miss my coffee!

Why is your coffee invariably bitter and burnt tasting. I drink black coffee and won’t set foot in a Starbucks as it’s revolting.

Do you know which of the cakes are vegetarian? I have asked in 3 different stores only to be met with blank stares from staff.

I have checked it all out myself now but I expected more

Do you secretly prefer costa coffee? 😇

Do you drink, or have you tasted, the coffee you sell? (It’s actually not very nice, sorry!)

Are your staff trained to be so chirpy

If my son gets a job at the Starbucks in his uni town can he transfer to work at a local Starbucks when he's home for summer breaks?

What is the best order to say your drink in? E.g. large decaf almond caramel latte? So many words!

What is on the secret menu?

Is it acceptable to sit with your laptop there all day? How many drinks would you be expected to buy?

Ask me anything and I'll ignore you all!!!!

Hello?

Hello, hello? I want a fucking latte mate

Why is your tea so terrible? It’s like dishwater.

Ask me anything and I'll ignore you all!!!!

Exactly like the real experience.

My question: why is there no coffee in your coffee? It's just over steamed light brown milk.

Perhaps if the questions weren't so nastily worded then OP may come back!

God, people have been so rude to OP here!!

Is the barista job as busy and harassed as it looks? For a role that is likely minimum or very nearly min wage it always looks intense - at least during rush hours

I know this one!
If they misspell a name (the more random and funny the better), you’re more likely to share it on SM, so it’s a very effective and cheap way to advertise.