I sit in my front garden

[inmyslippers]

Inspired by another thread. Ask away 😆

Why?

What's your view like

Watch my 4 year old, chat with neighbours. Feed the local ducks. They go from house to house begging for food

Lovely we're right opposite a pond and a farm.

You get ducks in your front garden? How cute 😍

They are shameless. I don't know how they would ever cope in the wild. They have all the neighbours feeding them

Sounds nice op

Do you sit in the front in your slippers?

No the latest air max 90s of course 🤣

I read the title as you shit in your front garden so my question is no longer valid!

Kottbullar sadly nothing that interesting ever happens 😂

I misread that the small children were going house to house looking for food!

I wouldn't put it past them! Some have an entrepreneurial spirit and try selling off their toys on occasion.

"Sometimes when I go out for a shit in the garden, the local gang of raggamuffins go from door to door asking for food. Aibu MN to feed then as I crap?"

@inmyslippers

No the latest air max 90s of course 🤣

Oh I was hoping you'd be more rebellious, you know, wearing slippers outside is so controversial! Especially in the front garden

Do you have a fridge freezer in the front garden too? Apparently all people who sit in their front gardens have one.

And curlers in your hair.

Yes I have a freezer right next to the derelict soft. I often feed the local street urchins from it

Is it a council house? Do you have form for shrieking like a banshee? Do you flirt with the binmen?

I have been known to step out in my dressing gown on occasion

@inmyslippers

Yes I have a freezer right next to the derelict soft. I often feed the local street urchins from it

I'm sorry, but that's disgraceful. You should be giving them tins of lager or cider.

Yes all council houses. The banshee is at number 15 at the other end thankfully. My end is just single mums counting their benefit money.

• to all sit out the front by the road - why would you?

^^ but then there's less for me 😆

Who ever came up with this insane rule to basically never be (socially) allowed to use half your property's green space?

My moneys on mrs bucket