I’m I allowed to be on here?

[Iworktofu1n9hard]

I ask because I was shunned on netmums because, apparently, it’s for people with younger children.

Stupid me. Nobody told me you stop being a mum when your child starts year 8; I must have missed the email. But that’s so like me, I have been known to miss things, busses, trains. Once I even missed a flight.

Anyway, back to letting me down easy:
Where was I? Oh yes, I was saying I don’t think my fragile self asteem could take a second battering, so if my ramblings about my, daughter who thinks her father and I are stupid (only god knows how we managed to hold down, jobs, mortgages, cars, holidays, and a late life masters). The please let me know ASAP, but please refrain from using foul language; I’m having a mee-grain 😏

Shunned on netmums

That would make a lovely framed cross stitch.

Alternatively if you're a slack, scruffy, lazy Northern gobshite like me, have a bumper sticker or t-shirt made.

This might be handy: www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

Some of us here don't even have children and there are even some men!

Welcome, my question is do you prefer eating badger with or without rice?

@NowYouHaveDoneIt
Dtt- Doing the deed

Oh fuck it I tried

My youngest 'child' is 26 and none have lived with me for about 7 years now. I like mumsnet.

*fuck

My autocorrect doesn't realise I'm on MM