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Iā€™m a horse, ask me anything

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 19:41

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WhyDidIEatThat · 17/12/2018 20:36

JenFromTheGlen šŸ˜‚

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BadgerWithSprouts · 17/12/2018 20:36

I used to ride and two of the horses in the stables were afraid of floaty plastic (like discarded plastic bags or crisp packets)

What scares you enough to make you chuck your rider off?

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BumDisease · 17/12/2018 20:37

Do you know any racehorses? Got any tips?

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:42

BadgerWithSprouts Iā€™ve never thrown a rider off but sometimes in the arena there are long fat striped snakes lying on the ground, if my rider hasnā€™t seen them and tries to make us go too close Iā€™ll rear. I touched one once and ran away, not my fault my rider didnā€™t come with me. You canā€™t be too careful.

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:43

BumDisease my ancestors were all great racehorses, my tip is: run backwards, then they canā€™t make you race and you can live a life of ease

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:47

BadgerWithSprouts These things, they keep trying to make me jump them šŸ™„

Iā€™m a horse, ask me anything
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Iā€™m a horse, ask me anything
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RedLife · 17/12/2018 20:48

Last time I saw a horse, it had a massive erection and kept smacking itself in the chest with its own penis. Was that you?

Omg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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RedLife · 17/12/2018 20:49

Do you watch the soaps?

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Thisnamechanger · 17/12/2018 20:50

So when you throw your head up and bash your hoomin on the nose is it genuinely an accident??

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Thewolvesarerunningagain · 17/12/2018 20:51

Whatā€™s the single longest time youā€™ve gone without losing a shoe/shoes after emptying my bank balance into the farriers?

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cooblanket · 17/12/2018 20:52

Was this you? If so then I'd like to shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over fences.

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:54

RedLife I watch my field mate, when she lies down in her stable opposite mine I scream my head off until she stands up again. Better than a soap opera.

Thisnamechanger for me itā€™s just how I express my feelings, I know other horsebeasts have allergies or trigeminal neuralgia or some other discomfort but if Iā€™m happy I like everyone to know it.

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WhyDidIEatThat · 17/12/2018 20:55

Thewolvesarerunningagain almost six weeks, I have beautiful tiny feet but some issues with ā€˜lateral flareā€™ or something

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FancySquillium · 17/12/2018 20:56

cooblanket thank you šŸ˜Š yes thatā€™s me, the lovely lovely horse

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