I’m a horse, ask me anything

[FancySquillium]

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JenFromTheGlen 😂

I used to ride and two of the horses in the stables were afraid of floaty plastic (like discarded plastic bags or crisp packets)

What scares you enough to make you chuck your rider off?

Do you know any racehorses? Got any tips?

BadgerWithSprouts I’ve never thrown a rider off but sometimes in the arena there are long fat striped snakes lying on the ground, if my rider hasn’t seen them and tries to make us go too close I’ll rear. I touched one once and ran away, not my fault my rider didn’t come with me. You can’t be too careful.

BumDisease my ancestors were all great racehorses, my tip is: run backwards, then they can’t make you race and you can live a life of ease

BadgerWithSprouts These things, they keep trying to make me jump them 🙄

Last time I saw a horse, it had a massive erection and kept smacking itself in the chest with its own penis. Was that you?

Omg 😂😂😂😂

Do you watch the soaps?

So when you throw your head up and bash your hoomin on the nose is it genuinely an accident??

What’s the single longest time you’ve gone without losing a shoe/shoes after emptying my bank balance into the farriers?

Was this you? If so then I'd like to shower you with sugar lumps and ride you over fences.

RedLife I watch my field mate, when she lies down in her stable opposite mine I scream my head off until she stands up again. Better than a soap opera.

Thisnamechanger for me it’s just how I express my feelings, I know other horsebeasts have allergies or trigeminal neuralgia or some other discomfort but if I’m happy I like everyone to know it.

Thewolvesarerunningagain almost six weeks, I have beautiful tiny feet but some issues with ‘lateral flare’ or something

cooblanket thank you 😊 yes that’s me, the lovely lovely horse