Yeah i sort of finished the task in hand before the first reply came in
I gues you'll just have to tune in for the next exciting episode of lynne's late night cleaning sessions.
A quick summary though;
soaps/shower gels/bubble baths - not loyal to any of those inparticular. Whatever takes my fancy at the time. Money is king in those aspects for me.
Are you the only person in your home who cleans bathrooms ? yes 
How can you clean your bathroom and be on mumsnet at the same time? Do you feel that you are....A, dragging the job out? B, half heartedly cleaning? C, both of the above? - C.
What major crime happened in your bathroom which needed immediate attention this late? No crime unless you count the the feral kids who had bath time + the toothpaste goblin visited my bathroom basin.
How can you be arsed? by the theory if i don't do it then no one else will
Please come round and do mine, I'll bung you a few quid and you can have as much tea, coffee and biscuits as you like - 
What’s the secret ingredient in your homemade tile cleaner Monica? - no homemade cleaners here. I used flash for the tiles though.