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I'm just going to lie about it all so ask me anything

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:19

The most exciting place I had sex?
The most famous person I met?
What happened to me yesterday?
Do I like Marmite?

All lies, whatever you ask. AMA.

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elephantoverthehill · 21/07/2018 20:22

Do you tell lies frequently?

Alevel · 21/07/2018 20:23

What did you have for your dinner?

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:24

Elephant, only when I'm drunk, then I can't seem to help myself making up stories. I'm not really sure why.

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EggysMom · 21/07/2018 20:25

Is your answer going to be a lie?
Think about it ...

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:25

Alevel - I went out to one of those gourmet burger places because it's my cousin's birthday. But I only had a Caesar salad, I'm on a diet.

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:26

Eggy, sorry I'm not thinking about it at all.

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elephantoverthehill · 21/07/2018 20:27

Therefore I deduce that you are teetotal Meeep Grin

OurMiracle1106 · 21/07/2018 20:46

I’m not going to open a bottle of wine and scoff some chocolate.

I also haven’t just bought an expensive red dress for myself for my birthday

EmpressWeaponisedClitoris · 21/07/2018 20:48

Are you human?

AlpacaLypse · 21/07/2018 20:54

Oo oo oo I'm stuck in being something faintly approximately to sober due to having agreed to work tomorrow. If it wasn't a dog rescue charity thing I would never have agreed. Anyway OP have you ever played Truth Or Dare and epically failed to tell truth? Because it was really far too embarrassing?

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:56

My family do joke that I'm a cyborg because I have a cochlear implant! Ha ha!

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 20:57

Haven't had any chocolate today myself, the aforementioned diet!!

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AlpacaLypse · 21/07/2018 20:58

Sorry have utterly missed the point of this thread. Rather worrying as I really do have to be sober and ready to look after a pile of twit rescue dogs about 8.30 am tomorrow.

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 21:00

Yes I have, at uni - someone asked me who I fancied most in the group and I couldn't say because I was too shy!
I said I fancied my best friend who was visiting that weekend the most and laughed, but I really liked this boy from the floor below. He started going out with someone from his course almost straight away. Missed opportunity!! Maybe I should look him up on Facebook!

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 21:01

I'm deathly allergic to dogs Alpaca. :(

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ProbablyABitOdd · 21/07/2018 21:03

Do it meep. Message him and tell him that you love him. Dare you.

EmpressWeaponisedClitoris · 21/07/2018 21:04

If I asked whether your last few answers were lies, Meeep, would you tell me the truth?

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 21:06

Bitodd ha ha maybe I will after a few more drinks.

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Meeep · 21/07/2018 21:08

Empress it's all lies, 100% of the words, I don't even have a cousin and I've never been to university.

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