There is not a single interesting thing about me - AMA

[Igorina]

What is your earliest childhood memory?

Oooh, hello.

Erm, probably being pushed in one of those huge silver cross style prams by my mum. She was running because there was a really heavy hail storm.

I can remember the hail stinging my bare legs.

Would you rather have no knees or no elbows? And why?

When was the last time you masturbated and what did you think about?

I would rather have no elbows because mine are really pointy and I'm always banging them on stuff.

The last day of the last waxing gibus - Noel Edmunds.

I may be lying.

Gibbous!

Would you rather have nose sized breasts or a breast sized nose?

Are you still intact? Or have you had something removed - for example appendix, tonsils, adenoids ...

Is your second toe longer than your big toe

Nose sized breasts.

I have everything I was born with.

YES!

Freakishly so - It looks like a finger.

We call it my twiglet toe and I use it to bother my poor husband.

Why do you live where you live?

Turmericky You sound like a MIL

Cats or dogs?

What's the most disgusting thing you've cooked?

At this point, because I have no other choice.

I won't be here forever.

I shall report you for CF-kery. I ain't no MIL.
I thought the OP might have an interesting tale to tell about how she ended up living there. Wherever there is.

Where do you want to be? Maybe that is the interesting thing.
As well as the Twiglets toe. But frankly, I find that s bit disturbing, I don't want to hear any more about it.

Who would you secretly assassinate if you would not be found out.

Dogs but I have a cat who I love.

Drunken meatloaf.

Sausage meat, chorizo, onions, golden breadcrumbs molded into a loaf shape and baked until I was too hungry to wait anymore.

It looked like an orange brain and tasted of salt and nothing else.

I thought I was being fancy.

Haha, I'm not having this! Funny answers = interesting. I call FAKE!

I want to be somewhere new - I have lived in the same area my whole life because it's nice but I would really like to experience something different.

If you could only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

How dare you question my mundaneness!

I'm positively dull I tell you.

SRIRACHA!

Oh, that went in the meatloaf too actually!