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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 13/06/2024 21:03

Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:19

Eat the Tunnocks eat the Tunnocks

EAT THEM

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I managed to stop myself buying any but now see this when I’ve none in the house. Torture that’s what it is, torture

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Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2024 02:56

SinnerBoy · 13/06/2024 02:20

OK! Your secret is safe with me!

Knew I could count on you!

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SinnerBoy · 13/06/2024 02:20

OK! Your secret is safe with me!

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Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2024 02:19

SinnerBoy · 13/06/2024 02:17

Boiledbeetle

If they would just shrink them a tiny bit it would make shoving them in my gob in one piece that much easier.

Dear me, are you sure you've got the vipering business right? Surely you can disarticulate your jaw and swallow them whole?

If truth be told i could probably fit two in with room to spare! Just don't be telling anyone!

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SinnerBoy · 13/06/2024 02:17

Boiledbeetle

If they would just shrink them a tiny bit it would make shoving them in my gob in one piece that much easier.

Dear me, are you sure you've got the vipering business right? Surely you can disarticulate your jaw and swallow them whole?

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Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 22:25

One week! One sodding week Sainsbury's had Tunnocks wafer creams! Luckily they had an alternative I was happy to order !

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Tunnocks Thread 2
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Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:48

Transcapybara · 12/06/2024 20:33

Silly Boiled. You should've volunteered to save her from herself, and offered to take them off her hands if she succumbed to temptation.

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Bollocks! Why didn't I think of that! I'm not quite myself this week obviously!

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Transcapybara · 12/06/2024 20:33

Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:19

Eat the Tunnocks eat the Tunnocks

EAT THEM

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Silly Boiled. You should've volunteered to save her from herself, and offered to take them off her hands if she succumbed to temptation.

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Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:23

lcakethereforeIam · 12/06/2024 09:36

I've just thought, with a (slight) adjustment to its colour scheme, the lowland streaked tenrec would be very reminiscent of a Tunnocks teacake.

Alas that is beyond my computer abilities! All i could do was change the filter!

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Tunnocks Thread 2
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Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:20

Igneococcus · 12/06/2024 06:07

They really are a beacon of light in a darkening world:

https://www.thetimes.com/article/c8f253a8-3815-45a5-be64-f9454ec5baeb?shareToken=fdfa4fc96fea385a8777ee8ccfdeee80

If they would just shrink them a tiny bit it would make shoving them in my gob in one piece that much easier!

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Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2024 20:19

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 12/06/2024 09:32

Damn it, I’d just about succeeded in weaning myself off them and now I’ve opened this thread again and know I’ll give in when I shop today.

Eat the Tunnocks eat the Tunnocks

EAT THEM

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lcakethereforeIam · 12/06/2024 09:36

I've just thought, with a (slight) adjustment to its colour scheme, the lowland streaked tenrec would be very reminiscent of a Tunnocks teacake.

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 12/06/2024 09:32

Damn it, I’d just about succeeded in weaning myself off them and now I’ve opened this thread again and know I’ll give in when I shop today.

AppleTreeOwner · 12/06/2024 08:37

Thank goodness for common sense, a shrinking tea cake would send one over the edge when in time of need.
Agree- they are a beacon of light and off now to top up the emergency stocks.

SinnerBoy · 06/06/2024 20:23

INeedAPensieve · Today 17:04

I live not too far away from the tunnocks factory. I'd be there in a New York minute if they did tours of the factory with sampling allowed. Like a greedy version of inside the factory.

Augustus Gloop? Is that you?

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Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:08

INeedAPensieve · 06/06/2024 17:04

I live not too far away from the tunnocks factory. I'd be there in a New York minute if they did tours of the factory with sampling allowed. Like a greedy version of inside the factory. Also minus gregg Wallace. Which to be fair, is a bonus!

They must employ staff as taste testers surely?

You could get paid to eat chocolate!

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INeedAPensieve · 06/06/2024 17:04

I live not too far away from the tunnocks factory. I'd be there in a New York minute if they did tours of the factory with sampling allowed. Like a greedy version of inside the factory. Also minus gregg Wallace. Which to be fair, is a bonus!

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Boiledbeetle · 05/06/2024 22:22

Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clicks the add button many times!

These are sooooooooooo good!

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Boiledbeetle · 05/06/2024 22:18

AppleTreeOwner · 04/06/2024 20:36

With all the pre election stuff going on and deciding who gets this woman’s vote- feel the need to have a serious ( massive) stock up on tea cakes, going to need them …

Am tempted to try slowly eating one whilst in a garden hammock ( if I can work out how to get in it without spinning off and keeping a tea cake intact in the hand!)

You've just reminded me to put tea cakes on the shopping. Which has just reminded me I've got until 11pm to sort the stuff that was chucked in my basket to reserve my delivery slot!

Best go sort that right now!

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AppleTreeOwner · 04/06/2024 20:36

With all the pre election stuff going on and deciding who gets this woman’s vote- feel the need to have a serious ( massive) stock up on tea cakes, going to need them …

Am tempted to try slowly eating one whilst in a garden hammock ( if I can work out how to get in it without spinning off and keeping a tea cake intact in the hand!)

Transcapybara · 09/05/2024 00:42

Waitwhat23 · 08/05/2024 13:06

@Boiledbeetle !

Saw this and thought of you

x.com/BestOfDullMen/status/1788099729525461499

Loved the coinage of Post Tunnocks-Squashage Distress in one of the follow-ups.

Melroses · 08/05/2024 16:03

Boiledbeetle · 08/04/2024 22:10

But you bought them right?

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I didn't but they are now back in home bargains for £1.09, so it was worth the wait 🥳

SinnerBoy · 08/05/2024 14:19

I do like the Christmas themed knitted Tunnocks toppers, Boiledbeetle