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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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SinnerBoy · 23/06/2024 10:19

Sorry, I'm going into a diabetic coma just looking at that!

AppleTreeOwner · 23/06/2024 10:19

( now going though kitchen to find anything chocolate or chocolate covered to see if, with a quick melt, can crown it with a tea cake).

lcakethereforeIam · 23/06/2024 09:48

Is that a Tunnocks/millionaire shortbread mash up? 🤔

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Boiledbeetle · 23/06/2024 09:31

AppleTreeOwner · 23/06/2024 09:26

A wad of people keep sending me this ! Not sure of the source.
Trying to decide if it is sacrilege to doctor a tea cake but would defiantly try one ( or maybe two or three) if offered.

I suppose if pushed I'd force myself to eat a few slices. Just to be polite of course!

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AppleTreeOwner · 23/06/2024 09:26

A wad of people keep sending me this ! Not sure of the source.
Trying to decide if it is sacrilege to doctor a tea cake but would defiantly try one ( or maybe two or three) if offered.

Tunnocks Thread 2
AppleTreeOwner · 19/06/2024 10:30

Clearly yes!

JanesLittleGirl · 19/06/2024 09:39

@AppleTreeOwner did you have your sarcasm detector switched off?

AppleTreeOwner · 19/06/2024 07:48

Why?
Are you suggesting that confectionary should have a political allegiance?
One good way to affect sales and the consumer is doing this. Best to keep to being a tasty product and remain apolitical.
One reason that Tunnocks have a following is that they did not bow down to pressure groups and so they should continue to do so.

JanesLittleGirl · 18/06/2024 21:39

I am informed that Reform was offering Tunnocks Teacakes to the press pack at it's manifesto launch in Merthyr Tydfil yesterday. Can Tunnocks take legal action?

AppleTreeOwner · 18/06/2024 19:48

CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 23:04

It made me think of boobs and a murkin. Somebody more artistic than me could maybe create the female form out of Tunnocks products. That would be awesome. It would make a great museum piece.

Stop!!!
As a women who admires the female body and magnificent female boobies, I am now imaging a large pair of massive Tunnocks tea cakes

[ now wondering if Tunnocks ever do giant special edition … of tea cakes… or maybe a Caramel ….]

lcakethereforeIam · 17/06/2024 23:11

Aw! 🍷 💐 🎁

SinnerBoy · 17/06/2024 23:04

I'd be lucky to get half a glass of anything.

CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 23:04

It made me think of boobs and a murkin. Somebody more artistic than me could maybe create the female form out of Tunnocks products. That would be awesome. It would make a great museum piece.

lcakethereforeIam · 17/06/2024 23:02

Sinner, are you a half empty kinda guy? 😃

SinnerBoy · 17/06/2024 23:00

That stash looks like a V sign.

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 17/06/2024 22:16

Boiledbeetle · 17/06/2024 20:19

Down the back of the bed/sofa?

Failing that new copies are still available in Amazon!

How you can lose something that should have its own little shrine that you worship at is beyond me!!!!I

Maybe @Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis had borrowed it to use the pages to make little stick figures of me that she can stick pins in?

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Ah so that was you staring through the window when I was doing that, I thought it was next door’s cat

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Boiledbeetle · 17/06/2024 22:14

CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 21:40

She has been chastised and banned from Tunnocks which reminded me I have had a secret stash.

Ahhh smiley face!

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Boiledbeetle · 17/06/2024 22:13

CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 21:30

It was in DD's room. No idea why. There begged the question where was her copy? I found it bent, crumpled and stained down the back of her bed so she's in trouble when I get hold of her. No respect for her own work or mine or the fact it was a gift and I wrote a nice thingy to her at the front. Not happy.

Well at least someone's copy was where I said it would be!

To be fair she is of an age that actual physical books may not hold the same place in a person's heart as it does with us older folk! God. What am I saying! ... Beat her severely!

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CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 21:40

She has been chastised and banned from Tunnocks which reminded me I have had a secret stash.

Tunnocks Thread 2
CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 21:30

It was in DD's room. No idea why. There begged the question where was her copy? I found it bent, crumpled and stained down the back of her bed so she's in trouble when I get hold of her. No respect for her own work or mine or the fact it was a gift and I wrote a nice thingy to her at the front. Not happy.

SinnerBoy · 17/06/2024 21:14

CervixSampler · Today 20:08

If you were my copy of UTDOD2 where would you be? I can't find it anywhere

Mrs. Starmer's bedside table, I have it on good authority* that she sneaked in and pinched it when you were at the shop.

*as in I made it up

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Boiledbeetle · 17/06/2024 20:19

CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 20:08

If you were my copy of UTDOD2 where would you be? I can't find it anywhere 😩

Down the back of the bed/sofa?

Failing that new copies are still available in Amazon!

How you can lose something that should have its own little shrine that you worship at is beyond me!!!!I

Maybe @Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis had borrowed it to use the pages to make little stick figures of me that she can stick pins in?

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CervixSampler · 17/06/2024 20:08

If you were my copy of UTDOD2 where would you be? I can't find it anywhere 😩

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 15/06/2024 08:25

To think I used to like you @Boiledbeetle , you can go off people!
( sulks and adds caramel back on shopping list, can’t get the others here)

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Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2024 22:31

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 13/06/2024 21:03

I managed to stop myself buying any but now see this when I’ve none in the house. Torture that’s what it is, torture

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No no no!

THIS 👇is torture

Mmmmmmmmmm

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