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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:50

Yes, nothing, just blank whiteness. Like the heart of a teacake.

Or click on it.

IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:49

Thank you for thread 2 @Boiledbeetle

Saw this and it made me happy

Tunnocks Thread 2
Waitwhat23 · 16/08/2023 16:39

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

Same. I got to Perfect patterned wafers (with a bit of jiggerypokery) but had to give up at that point.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:38

Manner even

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:38

I feel it it important to issue a safety warning. Do not inhale your snowballs. Eat them in a responsible manger.

I may have spent a good part of the last five minutes with watering eyes as I coughed myself silly due to a piece of coconut that wandered during the consuming.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:35

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

It was @CervixSampler

CervixSampler today 01:20

I close my eyes
Pull up my duvet
In the darkness
And hope to dream
Of sweet things
Of perfect diamond patterned wafers
Nestled next to layered caramel like lovers
Shrouded in chocolate
A thin robe of silken sweetness
In the darkness
I lie awake
Awaiting slumber
And slowly drift on clouds of mallow
Sticky sweetness
Encased in a dome of delight
These sweet dreams
Lead me through the night
Under the duvet
In the darkness.

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Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 16/08/2023 16:30

Yey thread 2. Thank you kindly @Boiledbeetle.

I started singing that last poem ( I’m too lazy to go back to check who wrote it) to I closed my eyes, threw back the curtains, ahahah but soon realised it wasn’t going to fit.

Im failing today, I’ve been out all day so only had a caramel and a teacake so far. There’s time to catch up yet though.

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:30

IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:22

Waiting!

Apparently with more than a singular chin as well!

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:27

Where was I, oh yes, that's another snowball interrogated and still no answer is forthcoming.

Bring me the next one...

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/08/2023 16:22

Waiting!