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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 21:48

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 21:11

I'll swap you. 4 dark caramel wafers for your sausage!

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Done!

Heh, heh, heh!

Everytime I burp, I can taste it! Diet coke was definitely a mistake 😕 🫧

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 20/08/2023 21:45

Urgh that sounds grim @IcakethereforeIam.
@Boiledbeetle youre on the right lines but double it

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 21:11

IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 20:51

I've just eaten some weird Polish garlic sausage, Kabanos? I think it was made from the leftovers from porcine gender confirmation surgery.

Thank god I've got Tunnocks to take away the taste....if not the memory 😳

I'll swap you. 4 dark caramel wafers for your sausage!

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IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 20:51

I've just eaten some weird Polish garlic sausage, Kabanos? I think it was made from the leftovers from porcine gender confirmation surgery.

Thank god I've got Tunnocks to take away the taste....if not the memory 😳

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 20:40

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 20/08/2023 19:04

I was very disappointed when I went to Tesco and they only sold boxes of 6 instead of 10. I had to buy a lot more boxes

So 5 boxes of 6 to get the same amount as if you'd been buying ten packs?

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 20:39

CervixSampler · 20/08/2023 20:23

I have a withdrawal headache.

Arrives with a hot flannel for the forehead (Ice packs available on request) and pulls a tea cake out of one pocket and a foUr pack of caramel wafers out the other.

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CervixSampler · 20/08/2023 20:23

I have a withdrawal headache.

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 20/08/2023 19:04

I was very disappointed when I went to Tesco and they only sold boxes of 6 instead of 10. I had to buy a lot more boxes

CervixSampler · 20/08/2023 18:17

It's on the Christmas topic about selection boxes of old.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 18:01

Ahh excellent Cake, you have returned safely from your travels. And you've secured snacks for the next 2 hours! Wonderful news!

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 17:58

CervixSampler · 20/08/2023 17:20

Looks like Tunnocks used to do a Christmas cracker of delight.

What and WHEN is that photo from?

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IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 17:31

I'm back.

@Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis called it. But they had a 10 teacake box, my usual tesco only does a six. And they had a bottle of a specific sauce that I've been seeking for ages for a recipe I wanted to try. Unfortunately, it's been so long, I've forgotten what the recipe was, so I didn't buy it.

Are the caramel logs in the biscuit aisle. Or in the special section of the shop where they sell the sky hooks, long stands and striped paint?

Is it technically stealing if you eat the stuff in the shop? You're not removing anything, it's still in the shop. Just need to remember to pay for the wrappers before you leave.

Waitwhat23 · 20/08/2023 17:29

Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 16:31

Im beginning to wonder if she's still there just sat in the sweet aisle eating Tunnocks straight off the shelf!

The wrappers will slow her down a bit.

CervixSampler · 20/08/2023 17:20

Looks like Tunnocks used to do a Christmas cracker of delight.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 16:31

Im beginning to wonder if she's still there just sat in the sweet aisle eating Tunnocks straight off the shelf!

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Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 20/08/2023 14:32

I fear @IcakethereforeIam will be very disappointed. Our Sainsburys only has teacakes, caramels and recently dark caramels.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 13:07

Hears @IcakethereforeIam front door slamming as the football finishes and she runs to Sainsbury's!

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IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 12:57

I'm ready.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 12:44

IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 12:23

I'm hoping to be able to peruse a Sainsbugs in a bit, when the footy has finished. It's new territory with, as yet, unexplored Tunnocks potential. I admit despite trying to manage my expectations, I'm excited. Dark chocolate teacakes would be brilliant. Caramel logs? I'm not building my hopes up (I'm totally building my hopes up).

May your Tunnocks hunting be fruitful.

May there be bountiful supplies of dark tea cakes and dark caramel wafers.

Safe hunting!

Be careful out there!

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IcakethereforeIam · 20/08/2023 12:23

I'm hoping to be able to peruse a Sainsbugs in a bit, when the footy has finished. It's new territory with, as yet, unexplored Tunnocks potential. I admit despite trying to manage my expectations, I'm excited. Dark chocolate teacakes would be brilliant. Caramel logs? I'm not building my hopes up (I'm totally building my hopes up).

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 11:14

Melroses · 20/08/2023 11:07

A few weeks ago, I secured 3 boxes of dark chocolate tea cakes from home bargains (I was kind and left the fourth box for someone else 😊) but unfortunately it was one-off stock, and despite being very careful with them, I have run out 😭

I know it's not the same but you can have my dark caramel wafers.

Please take my dark caramel wafers.

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

And crisis averted. I hadn't unpacked all the shopping from the other day.

The reds have now come to the rescue against those pesky blues.

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Melroses · 20/08/2023 11:07

A few weeks ago, I secured 3 boxes of dark chocolate tea cakes from home bargains (I was kind and left the fourth box for someone else 😊) but unfortunately it was one-off stock, and despite being very careful with them, I have run out 😭

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2023 11:03

I'll just have a caramel wafer...

😦😧😨😩

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CervixSampler · 19/08/2023 10:44

A lot of other brands use gelatine in their marshmallow so it's not vegetarian. I'm weird about eggs so don't tend to eat them except in cake, sometimes, so I don't eat the teacakes however my children eat them so I buy them regularly. I might make some cake today.

Chersfrozenface · 19/08/2023 10:35

"What is life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare."

Or to eat a teacake properly.