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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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Boiledbeetle · 24/08/2023 00:06

lechiffre55 · 23/08/2023 23:36

The best ones always get deleted, like rock stars.

The threads may be gone, and may never get reinstated, but they will live on in the memories of all those who read, and saw the contents!

If someone thinks the collective memory of mumsnet can get deleted as easily as a thread they would be very wrong!

Mumsnet Are going to have to increase their hat gif selsction

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AIstolemylunch · 23/08/2023 23:58

I nearly got kicked off my degree for hacking into the results database. Only reason I didn't is because I didn't change anything as they'd given me an A 😄. Norty women!

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:57

IcakethereforeIam · 23/08/2023 23:36

It's just spite now. As ever was.

Do you think Caramel logs might be in the sweetie section? Or are they definitely with the biscuits?

in my Sainsburys I think, it's been a while since i was actually in the shop, they are in the aisle with the multipacks of mars bars and twixes.

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:54

AIstolemylunch · 23/08/2023 23:33

🤣😄🤣

Lol. What is the point though? At least 2.2 million people know all about it now so <shrug>. genies dont got back in 😭

I know! He's obviously that overwhelmed he's just going for the easiest and most familiar targets in order to get the little rush of being in control back.

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:52

CervixSampler · 23/08/2023 23:33

Thank you. She's expected to fail a few of them. It's a long upsetting story that I won't go into but if she gets anything apart from English Language it will be a miracle. My own results day involved some unexpected Es, a lot of K cider, a lot of rain and vomiting after the aforementioned K cider. I later went on to replace those Es with an A in the same broad subject in a university midterm exam. I did get Bs for English literature and language though although I'm still not sure if Es and Bs should have an apostrophe. My instinct says not. Or should that be no? It's too late in the day for grammar.

I got kicked of eng lit and language for cheating! Not my finest moment! But as most adults assumed I'd be in prison by 20 no one was particularly surprised!

So you can imagine the joy I have trying to decide whilst editing vol two if something has a coma, an apostrophe, and can I fuck work out when it's supposed to be : rather than ; or - . I must be a masochist!

I did end up after doing vocational what would now be nvqs? But was then btech and an apprenticeship (YTS) before doing a Bsc degree though so it proves gcses aren't the be all and end all. And there can be basis routes to get to where you want to get to!

I will say despite my cheating and kleptomaniac tendencies I eventually turned out to be a decent human being .

nicks a caramel wafer off the side whilst you're putting the milk back in the fridge.

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IcakethereforeIam · 23/08/2023 23:36

It's just spite now. As ever was.

Do you think Caramel logs might be in the sweetie section? Or are they definitely with the biscuits?

lechiffre55 · 23/08/2023 23:36

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:12

God my list of threads I am on is a mass of deletions tonight!

The best ones always get deleted, like rock stars.

AIstolemylunch · 23/08/2023 23:33

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:12

God my list of threads I am on is a mass of deletions tonight!

🤣😄🤣

Lol. What is the point though? At least 2.2 million people know all about it now so <shrug>. genies dont got back in 😭

CervixSampler · 23/08/2023 23:33

Thank you. She's expected to fail a few of them. It's a long upsetting story that I won't go into but if she gets anything apart from English Language it will be a miracle. My own results day involved some unexpected Es, a lot of K cider, a lot of rain and vomiting after the aforementioned K cider. I later went on to replace those Es with an A in the same broad subject in a university midterm exam. I did get Bs for English literature and language though although I'm still not sure if Es and Bs should have an apostrophe. My instinct says not. Or should that be no? It's too late in the day for grammar.

IcakethereforeIam · 23/08/2023 23:23

Should have a continent wide growing contest, could be called the Eurovision Thong Contest. Imagine all the disappointed men tuning in.

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:14

Who thought to call it a thong? Does it look like a thong? Did the horseradish thong come before the thong thong?

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 23:12

God my list of threads I am on is a mass of deletions tonight!

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IcakethereforeIam · 23/08/2023 22:58

To grow horseradish you have to go to the garden centre in the spring and ask for a thong. Or waitrose. I'm not asking the garden centre for a thong. I thuppothe I could ask the garden thentre for a thong, but that will just confuse everyone and be disrespectful of people with speech impediments.

Tunnocks Thread 2
Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 22:32

@JanesLittleGirl I knew it was bad and lagging behind, but I didn't realise it was still in the 20th century.

I access it through the internet thingy search wotsit on everything. So didn't even know it had an app until people mentioned it didn't have some fUnctions

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JanesLittleGirl · 23/08/2023 22:28

JanesLittleGirl

Those of us that use the app don't get that.

Noooo😲

They do say on site stuff about the edit button though that they are doing a major app overhaul

App users have to live with what we get. You got GIFs. There was a period of about 6 weeks where you posted them but we couldn't see them. I still cannot post any form of attachment. It's almost like being a woman in a man's world.

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 21:49

@CervixSampler fingers crossed for teenage cervix. Hope she's happy with what is in the envelope.

One of the best things my mother ever did was ensure we were away on holiday on gcse results day. So I returned home to my 3 Cs a D an E and an ungraded! Waiting on the mat.

I have just been confronted with a naked man! I only opened the door to let the cat out! The guy across from me has curtains, but has obviously not worked out yet how they work!

And NO Tunnocks????????! Tell me it's not true!

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CervixSampler · 23/08/2023 21:42

I haven't had a single Tunnocks today. In 2 weeks I will have evened put my consumption to reasonable.

I agree about the crafting hobbies.

It's exam results day tomorrow and I'm going with Dd at her request and will wear at least 3 terf items. They can stiff their rainbow flags where the sun doesn't shine because those rainbow flags exclude my daughters and their thoughts and feelings. It includes a tiny percentage of the school including staff. Why are school so keen to highlight the sexuality of their staff for a start. So inappropriate. It doesn't need to be hidden but it doesn't need to be highlighted either. Private life. Clue is in the name.

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 21:19

JanesLittleGirl · 23/08/2023 21:13

Wired or weird? Must have been wired or you would have edited it.

Alas i did not notice until the edit clock had expired!

I like how you can read all the edits though. It looks like they've done as much as possible to stop people changing the meaning of what they said when responses don't go their way.

Sorry forgot to say it was supposed to be weird

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JanesLittleGirl · 23/08/2023 21:13

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:12

and i've run out of time. so probably about five minutes to make the changes. this is so wired. it is just so 21st century i'm not sure i'm ready for this monumental shift

Edited

Wired or weird? Must have been wired or you would have edited it.

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:12

Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:06

some of my best work has come from un-editable posts things will never be the same again.

WOO HOO

how many edits can you do on one post before the time limit runs out!

is it just keep going til the time runs out do you think?

Edited

and i've run out of time. so probably about five minutes to make the changes. this is so wired. it is just so 21st century i'm not sure i'm ready for this monumental shift

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:09

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:06

this is a GAMECHANGER

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:06

some of my best work has come from un-editable posts things will never be the same again.

WOO HOO

how many edits can you do on one post before the time limit runs out!

is it just keep going til the time runs out do you think?

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 20:05

THERE'S AN EDIT BUTTON! ON MN!!

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Boiledbeetle · 23/08/2023 19:17

Somewhat!

Understatement of the year there.

Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!

And good Tunnocks collecting skills there SDTG

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