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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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Waitwhat23 · 03/10/2023 19:16

The comments about tasting have made me think of this

Tunnocks Thread 2
CervixSampler · 03/10/2023 19:13

Our GoLocal shop sells snowballs!! I'm going to ask if they can get caramel logs in so that I can try them. He looks up anything I ask for on the cash and carry website so I'm in with a good chance I think. Go Local sells so much good stuff as it is but the snowballs are new.

Maltesers are best straight from the freezer.

This has got me thinking what would be in my ultimate selection box. The list may take some time to type out.

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Boiledbeetle · 03/10/2023 18:41

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/10/2023 17:20

Definitely we should suggest it, @AppleTreeOwner. And I think I could find them some eager product testers….

Me me me me me me me me me me!

If I can test maltesers I can test Tunnocks

Seriously did have to test maltesers once. The instructions were a killer...

Empty into bowl
Count the deformed ones
Eat some
How many did you put in your mouth in one go?
How many were chewy rather than crunchy?

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/10/2023 17:20

Definitely we should suggest it, @AppleTreeOwner. And I think I could find them some eager product testers….

AppleTreeOwner · 03/10/2023 12:50

Random: New to the tea cake phenomena this year and thinking ahead.
Do Tunnocks do a Christmas selection box, or this something to suggest to them?

IcakethereforeIam · 03/10/2023 12:49

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/10/2023 11:55

I've decided to forgive him because he went out later and bought me a pack of caramel wafers from the Co-op. So that's lunch sorted!!

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YA........NBU

AppleTreeOwner · 03/10/2023 12:47

Boiledbeetle- happy for the limerick to be included ( as she starts to think of another one…)

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/10/2023 11:55

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 18:40

Ltb!

I've decided to forgive him because he went out later and bought me a pack of caramel wafers from the Co-op. So that's lunch sorted!!

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Boiledbeetle · 03/10/2023 11:21

@AppleTreeOwner I'm doing book copyright admin are you still happy for your poem to go in volume two?

Of course if the answer is no then I cannot be held responsible for the other posters who will hunt you down and sit on you whilst force feeding you Tunnocks until you capitulate.

Just saying!😁

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LarkLaane · 03/10/2023 08:56

That's a great review! Well done that woman, it made me smile at the Tunnock bat signal shining out to the rest of us. 😍

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Boiledbeetle · 03/10/2023 00:20

Got a new review! And a photo.

No idea who wrote it though.

It's a mystery I tell you!

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IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 20:34

Not just me wondering then?

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 20:26

and what is a chocolate gibbon? i'm scared to google

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CervixSampler · 02/10/2023 20:11

Still no caramel wafers... I'm devouring chocolate gibbons at a rate that is not good for anything in an attempt to satisfy my needs but it's not happening. It's got to be a caramel wafer. Nothing else will do.

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 18:54

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/10/2023 18:33

Bad things happened today.

I asked dh for a Tunnock’s caramel wafer.

He told me he didn’t think we had any.

He checked.

He was right.

He went to Tesco to buy cold remedies for himself, to stave off the World’s Worst Cold, that may actually kill him (if I don’t kill him first for moaning about his non-existent cough), and entirely failed to buy more Caramel wafers!

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IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 18:40

Ltb!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/10/2023 18:33

Bad things happened today.

I asked dh for a Tunnock’s caramel wafer.

He told me he didn’t think we had any.

He checked.

He was right.

He went to Tesco to buy cold remedies for himself, to stave off the World’s Worst Cold, that may actually kill him (if I don’t kill him first for moaning about his non-existent cough), and entirely failed to buy more Caramel wafers!

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 18:07

She only jammed two of them, rather asymmetrically as well. But, now I think about it, then they all got mixed up. You couldn't tell which were jammy and which weren't 😬

AppleTreeOwner · 02/10/2023 18:05

Jam is only allowed in Jammy dodger biscuits

AppleTreeOwner · 02/10/2023 18:03

I know!!! Who puts jam in a tea cake ??!!!

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 18:02

AppleTreeOwner · 02/10/2023 17:59

Got excited in case had insomnia, thought would give it a go if unable to access some until the shops open………………she put in Jam…………did not get past that point.
sacrilege

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Jam!!!!! Jam!!!

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AppleTreeOwner · 02/10/2023 17:59

Got excited in case had insomnia, thought would give it a go if unable to access some until the shops open………………she put in Jam…………did not get past that point.
sacrilege

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 17:57

Well that would just be rude. I would eat one or ten, you know to be polite and all that!

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IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 17:47

So, you'd turn one down?

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