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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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IcakethereforeIam · 16/10/2023 22:46

@LarkLaane Have you always had three 'a's?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/10/2023 22:39

Wise words indeed, @LarkLaane.

LarkLaane · 16/10/2023 19:47

I can't be arsed with bollocks like that any more @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius after all these years it's like fecking groundhog day reading the same wibble over and over.
Have a teacake instead.🙂

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/10/2023 19:35

I think I need to stop banging my head against his brick wall. It’s not like I’m going to change his (sweet, little, lady) mind.

IcakethereforeIam · 16/10/2023 18:59

I had a look, the tra popped up on the trivial laser hair thread yesterday. He was being comprehensively schooled from what I saw. I figured my comments would just get lost and be superfluous anyway.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 16/10/2023 18:57

Are any of you on the “I’m a TRA - ask me anything” thread?

SinnerBoy · 16/10/2023 18:33

I can't find an appropriate thread, but I've just come back from clothes shopping with the hooliganette. In Primark (Newcastle) the men's changing room was shut and a sign said:

Women only changing ground floor. Gender neutral changing Lower Ground.

Progress?

IcakethereforeIam · 16/10/2023 13:32

Just getting myself a snack earlier and I think marmite jars only exist in two states, full or with a thin scraping at the bottom. I don't think I've ever noticed one in a transitional stage.

I believe this hasn't been noted down anywhere else, and I think it need recording somewhere.

IcakethereforeIam · 13/10/2023 23:50

I'm pretty certain you were tagged @Boiledbeetle but I think @bencooperssupportwren did the elements song. There were, at least, two Model of a Modern Major General pastiches that were brilliant!

Transcapybara · 13/10/2023 23:31

Boiled you might want to take a look at the latest Jo Phoenix tribunal thread, as several of the posters have been inspired by the latest batch of witnesses to indulge in some filking. There was also a Tom Lehrer elements song tribute on thread 4, but I can't remember exactly where that was, and it'd be unreasonable to expect you to comb through all 1000 posts.

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Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 22:55

JanesLittleGirl · 10/10/2023 22:38

You should see a doctor if you have fungal. I know that the final content has been fixed for vol. 2. I just wanted to write it down while it felt important.

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JanesLittleGirl · 10/10/2023 22:38

Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 22:15

🤗
All poems are valid!

I have unfortunately got my fungal (fungal! Seriously autocorrect! Fungal? ) final order for volume 2, but there's always the next volume Christ nooooooooooo

I swear you lot will be the death of me!

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You should see a doctor if you have fungal. I know that the final content has been fixed for vol. 2. I just wanted to write it down while it felt important.

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Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 22:15

JanesLittleGirl · 10/10/2023 21:29

Hi Beetle,

I don't write poetry but I'm on my own and this came into my head.

I was safe in a single sex space.
A man entered.
He smiled at me.
My safety died.

Probably best filed in the circular filing cabinet but if you need a filler for a future publication......

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All poems are valid!

I have unfortunately got my fungal (fungal! Seriously autocorrect! Fungal? ) final order for volume 2, but there's always the next volume Christ nooooooooooo

I swear you lot will be the death of me!

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JanesLittleGirl · 10/10/2023 21:29

Hi Beetle,

I don't write poetry but I'm on my own and this came into my head.

I was safe in a single sex space.
A man entered.
He smiled at me.
My safety died.

Probably best filed in the circular filing cabinet but if you need a filler for a future publication......

IcakethereforeIam · 10/10/2023 21:17

Oh, that's not going to go down well in the West country!

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Boiledbeetle · 10/10/2023 21:15

IcakethereforeIam · 10/10/2023 20:36

Devonshire splits! Are they the same as Cornish splits?

Internet says YES

Tunnocks Thread 2
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IcakethereforeIam · 10/10/2023 20:36

Devonshire splits! Are they the same as Cornish splits?

Chersfrozenface · 08/10/2023 12:33

Would it be possible to adapt a timed cat feeder for Tunnock's products?

I could ask a relative who is a retired engineer, he likes tinkering.

IcakethereforeIam · 08/10/2023 12:14

I think I'm going to have to completely rethink it. 90% of my loft is my bloke's comic book collection. They can't stay there because I know people will be reading them rather than.....you know. Or going through his vinyls (records not outfits you pervs). If I keep Tunnocks teacakes in the loft instead they'd, briefly, make excellent insulation.

Also, when I write 'helmet' I automatically keep following it with 'fnarr'.

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Boiledbeetle · 08/10/2023 01:27

Well... I'm not sure, it depends on which sort of helmet you are planning on mentioning!.

At least the hanging of the sex swing should be easy. Lots of nice cross beams to fix it to. Don't forget to leave space for the chocolate fountain. There will no doubt be lots of things to dip in it.

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IcakethereforeIam · 08/10/2023 01:13

Aaarghh!!

<rips up risk assessments, starts over. Ponders over using the word 'helmet'>

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Boiledbeetle · 08/10/2023 01:04

I assume there will be lots of ducking, It's not easy to stand upright in a loft.

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Boiledbeetle · 08/10/2023 01:03

I'm looking forward to the Christmas themed sex loft. Will you be throwing a party once it's done or just sending us the unsolicited duck photos?

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IcakethereforeIam · 07/10/2023 23:56

Perhaps there could be something like a Tunnocks gimp mask, in the Tunnocks colours 🤔. With a lock and a timer. I don't have anywhere difficult to put them. We get foxes in the garden, I don't have a dungeon and the attic is earmarked for the Christmas themed sex loft as soon as I get the go ahead from the local authority, I'm in the middle of writing the risk assessments.

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Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2023 23:33

IcakethereforeIam · 07/10/2023 23:19

All these Tunnocks! I'm definitely going to need bigger drawers 🤐or a zip to stop me eating the feckers.

I have to store them somewhere difficult to get to otherwise i mindlessly eat them

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