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Tunnocks Thread 2

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Boiledbeetle · 16/08/2023 16:13

The question asked in Thread 1 has still not been answered satisfactorily, and so the quest continues to discover which side of the fence Tunnocks are on or whether they are in fact sat atop the fence throwing Snowballls and Tea cakes at both sides.

I have no idea where the link below will send you. hopefully to the original thread and at the start, but it could be a completely different thread half way through. I'm too full of sugar to concentrate properly!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4847033-tunnocks?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

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LarkLaane · 27/10/2023 11:24

Good for you dear Beetle. All you are asking for is a proper consultation. I hope that Bare Legs gets sorted and that you get someone who can actually centre their patient.😊

JanesLittleGirl · 27/10/2023 11:20

While I would love to hear that Dr. Legs has had his arse handed to him on a plate, I would rather hear that you have seen a competent consultant who has provided a sensible diagnosis and a treatment.

Boiledbeetle · 27/10/2023 10:46

Nothing book or Tunnocks related but...

I have spoken to Pals, or whatever they call themselves these days about Mr Legs. I love it when they sound genuinely shocked on the other end of the phone!

I've told them what happened in full, said they can deal with him and the department over the general level of fuckwittery, all I want out of this is a do over of the appointment with a different consultant. One who can actually tell me what they found and preferably not lead with death statistics about something that may or may not be related to what they found and not flash body parts at me!

And now I wait!

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Boiledbeetle · 26/10/2023 20:35

I have been attempting to eat the same Tunnocks tea cake for three days.

I have admitted defeat and thrown it in the bin!

I'm hoping the new arrivals today aren't a dodgy batch as well!

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IcakethereforeIam · 25/10/2023 13:43

Hope you're having a lovely time.

Boiledbeetle · 25/10/2023 13:35

CervixSampler · 25/10/2023 08:10

We left home at 4.35am and the train was 5.14!

bloody hell, that's one hell of an early start!. hope it Legoland is good!

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CervixSampler · 25/10/2023 08:10

We left home at 4.35am and the train was 5.14!

Boiledbeetle · 25/10/2023 07:05

CervixSampler · 25/10/2023 05:38

Ds and I are making loom bracelets on the train. Dd is typically teenage grumpy. I have Tunnocks.

I'm not surprised she's grumpy! You were on a train at 5.30 in the morning!

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SinnerBoy · 25/10/2023 07:04

Quick! Delete the one with the caramel wafer and Suffragette ribbon, you'll have the cops waiting for you at the next stop!

CervixSampler · 25/10/2023 05:38

Ds and I are making loom bracelets on the train. Dd is typically teenage grumpy. I have Tunnocks.

Tunnocks Thread 2
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CervixSampler · 24/10/2023 22:45

I'm sorry it made you cry 💐

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 24/10/2023 20:43

I just popped in to say I have selflessly tested another box of teacakes today and they are back to usual standards. They have the same bb date but different batch number as my gritty ones. I’m tempted to complain though now I know they send freebies.

Congratulations boiled, you have worked bloody hard for us all on the next book in the series. Thank you for doing it and enjoy your evening.

Cervix, your wankerchief reminds me of my twatman ( aka the sperm doner by dd) Your poem made me cry. Escape has been amazing.

CervixSampler · 24/10/2023 20:19

That steak gif has just put me off my wotsits sandwiches 🤢 Wankerchief used to order it purposely when I had terrible pregnancy sickness knowing that I'd spend the meal vomiting despite trying my best not to look at his plate or him and close off my nostrils. He thought I was exaggerating and doing it to control him 🙄 lovely chap! Hope you enjoy it BoiledBeetle, you have worked so hard and I know it will all be worthwhile.

I had an email back from Tunnocks today and they are sending me goodies in the post by way of an apology! Dd says she thought they did t taste as good either and agrees the teacakes are a little gritty. She had two just to make sure.

I was a nurse too @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius. I qualified in September 2004 seems so long ago now. I'm not sure I'll ever go back. Chronic illness and nursing didn't mix nor did autism and I found the wards too much due to the people I worked with. Some were amazing but generally very cliquey and backstabbing. I loved general practice and do miss that. I'd have to do a return to nursing course and at the moment I haven't the energy plus wankerchief is liable to be someone I bump into regularly.

I am off to Legoland tomorrow with Dd and ds. I am very excited! I love lego and find it very therapeutic. In fact I think I should build some suffragette coloured Lego. I'm not very creative though. Ds will create something for me if I ask and tell him to do it in suffragette colours. He's a great ally. He's 8. We had the libdems at the door last week and he joined in our hearty discussion with the scared man on the doorstep. Ds was quick to point out his long flowing locks didn't make him a girl. I'm very proud of them both.

The caramel wafers are packed and I shall make them visible in the pocket of a rucksack so any passing terfs can smile knowingly.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 24/10/2023 20:09

That’s a good idea, @Boiledbeetle - I’m in the WhatsApp group so I can call them.

I do like a Gu thing too - dh has to be ruthless with the empties, so we don’t end up with a cupboard full of empty ramekins.

Boiledbeetle · 24/10/2023 17:55

No Tunnocks for me tonight, I've just had a gu thing, good knows which one they all look and Taste the same!

It was just steak and chips, if someone else had been cooking it i could have happily had mushrooms and fried onions with it though!

Can you do one of those calls where you can see people , (sorry I've lost my words) with one of them whilst they are there @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius so that you can save hello to everyone? They could prop you up on a glass!

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 24/10/2023 16:56

Well done, @Boiledbeetle - you deserve a Tunnock’s product or two, with a nice cup of tea, to get up your strength for all that steak and chipses.

I have had a couple of Caramel wafers - it is 40 years ago today that I started my nurse training, at Manchester Royal Infirmary. I didn’t stay in nursing - I left after 6 years and went to university, then went back to it when I was first married, but when I had ds3, I stopped because my take home pay would have equalled my childcare costs, with barely enough left over for a packet of Tunnock’s teacakes, but some of my set are still nursing.

They are having a reunion soon but I’m not going this time - long covid and weight related mobility issues make the travelling too much - but I will be raising a glass or several to them all.

JanesLittleGirl · 24/10/2023 16:55

Well done, that is wonderful news. Will you be having mushrooms and fried onions with the steak?

Waitwhat23 · 24/10/2023 16:54

I'm drooling. Enjoy your reward for your hard work!

steak GIF
Boiledbeetle · 24/10/2023 16:50

I'm having steak and triple cooked chips to celebrate! just as soon as I can summon up the energy to move!

you're all going to love it! love it I tell you (the book, not my tea!)

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CervixSampler · 24/10/2023 16:46

Stellar work BB!

Boiledbeetle · 24/10/2023 16:45

The proof is ordered.

woo hoo!

Happy Anniversary GIF by Sesame Street
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CervixSampler · 24/10/2023 00:40

I am envious. I miss our borrowed cats a great deal. Enjoy being imprisoned by fluff.

I've just opened a new packet if car wafers and they are definitely not as good so I've emailed Tunnocks to see what they say. Hopefully it's a temporary issue.

Boiledbeetle · 23/10/2023 23:36

Help, I'm being held against my will.

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JanesLittleGirl · 23/10/2023 22:35

Sorry Boiled. I'm used to the computer based calendar that tells me about the 27 things that I need to do today and reminds me about the 305 things that I didn't do in the past. We have a paper calendar in the kitchen. Dh's cousin sent it as a Christmas present. Every month has a fresh picture of her rugrats. The current one shows them being amazed that leaves fall off trees in the Autumn. Each day has about 2.5 cm squared to write information in. Fucking annoying and useless piece of kit. Use the calendar on your PC or phone.

Boiledbeetle · 23/10/2023 22:19

CervixSampler · 23/10/2023 22:14

I've now updated my Christmas gift manager app to the correct. My mum will not understand a lot of what's in the book but I feel she should have her own copy seeing as her daughter and granddaughter are to be "published political poets" and she can maybe have a little boast at Pilates about it. She probably won't but nevermind. It's a shame she's no longer in touch with her elevenerife friend because I'm pretty sure this is the one thing her daughter or granddaughter won't have done. My siblings will turn their noses up. The wankerchief won't know whether to be outraged and call social services or be privately proud that he's had poems written about him. It would both feed into his narcissism yet be a savage attack on the nice guy he thinks he is. How delicious is that!

TLDR: I can't wait!

I have sorted the what the fuck is this poem about issue this time! That's what's taken so bloody long. Some of the explanations have been longer than the poem! But it does mean in 100 years time some poor university student doesn't have to spend months deciphering the meaning of some random poem!

And your ex is going to hate you!! Your epic he's an Arsehole poem is on four pages!!

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