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I have moved on from John Craven ( circa 1978) I now fancy Mark Carney

(52 Posts)
MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 21:51:38

He will have ALL the money

CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO Thu 06-Aug-15 21:55:28

I have a signed, framed picture of Les Dennis.

I've been in love with him since I was 5.

OH bought me it, as a wooing present, it worked.

OH knows that there will always be 3 people in this relationship.

Iwanttobeadog Thu 06-Aug-15 22:07:05

My first love was Timothy Claypole blush

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:07:31

but mark carney has ALL THE MONEY

I want him on for a webchat about, er.. interest rates

CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO Thu 06-Aug-15 22:10:32

MC has that air of "don't mess with me or I will smile as I destroy you"

reallybadidea Thu 06-Aug-15 22:12:43

He can quantitatively ease me any time wink

JohnFarleysRuskin Thu 06-Aug-15 22:13:40

Mark carney? Yes, he can!

He is very attractive. I'm sure dh won't really mind as long as mc continues keeping the interest rates down.

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:14:23

thats not all he can keep down with me

or up

* confused*
I need a spreadshet

JohnFarleysRuskin Thu 06-Aug-15 22:14:37

He can stimulate my economy.

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:17:09

I think iu can match his INFLATION TARGET

MissJoMarch Thu 06-Aug-15 22:17:33

He can quantitativeIy ease me any time

I'm with you on this one, the man is HOT

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:17:39

he cn graph my marginal returns

* recaps to 1st year micro*

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:20:24

he can publicly censure me

JohnFarleysRuskin Thu 06-Aug-15 22:22:26

He can examine my gross domestic product.


(Economics o level. B grade)

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:23:36

he can fluctuate my supply and demand

poor poor postgrad trying to teach it to us non specialists

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:24:16

ooh ooh
he can look at MY gold reserve

TheCowThatLaughs Thu 06-Aug-15 22:25:00

Likewise Iwanttobeadog grin

HootsMon Thu 06-Aug-15 22:27:15

Mark Carney is a total GOTBOEILF!

reallybadidea Thu 06-Aug-15 22:30:32

I'll yield to his bonds

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:30:41


MrsLeighHalfpenny Thu 06-Aug-15 22:31:31

He's not as not as Mr Halfpenny though. No one is

MaryBerrysEyelashes Thu 06-Aug-15 22:48:20


CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO Thu 06-Aug-15 22:58:24

I'd let him increase my interest rate.

D grade GCSE maths

CelibacyCakeAndFuckThePO Thu 06-Aug-15 22:59:23

He can examine my gross domestic product


So wrong. I like it.

DilysPrice Thu 06-Aug-15 23:02:36

I was addressed by him in a keynote speech once. Let me tell you when that man addresses you you know you've been addressed.

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