Ode to Nicola

[TerfranosaurusVagina]

Feminist to your fingertips
So many lies are passing your lips
Trans Activist to your toenails
Innumerable safeguard fails
Misogynist to your merkin
Policies are tear jerkin'
Destroyer of womens rights
You're so superior, yet shite

But most of all... you're a hypocrite

🤣

Excellent 😂

It's late and I'm about to go to sleep so I'll try harder tomorrow, but for now

NICOLA ( of the Sturgeon kind only)

Narcissistic
Idiotic
Crowing
Nefarious
Arsewipe

And@TerfranosaurusVagina yours@ is ACE

Bugger I knew I was tired I deleted the WRONG bits.

I'll try again tomorrow

ooh it will annoy me until I've corrected it

NICOLA (of the Sturgeon kind only)

Narcissistic
Idiotic
Crowing
Odious
Lying
Arsewipe

Now I'm going to bed

WTF 🤣
Bet she's devastated. She'll wake up tomorrow morning, see these odes and cry into her cornflakes.

Come on then show us what you've got oh great one.

Questions from the audience

Do you think about us now?
Did you consider us before?
Will you remember on your death bed?
Will our faces come to the fore?

The good you could have done
The legacy to be left
You could have helped your country
Instead of leaving half of us bereft

We think about US now
We considered ALL before
But I guess we didn't swing our dicks enough
And now will suffer evermore

You betrayed us
You abandoned us
You put you up front and centre
The amazing Nicola, the great experimenter

You're the leader of a country
And you just pushed half under a bus
You're a disgrace to your country
And I hope it haunts you to the end, as it will for all of us.

You're a disgrace to your country
Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Give us your own poem then. Come on master wordsmith

You terrible terrible people.
If only any of them gave a single fuck about women or our daughters.

God knows how she sleeps at night.
And the rest of them.
See you in hell Nicola.

Nah, this one is well known (under all their previous names too) for only slinging shit from the sidelines. Never really offers an actual opinion.

Golfing umbrella, how very interesting and best ignored.
Anyway fabulous poem.

😊

A fuckwit called Sturgeon
Needed no urgeon
To please men in tights -
She trashed women’s rights
In hopes that her ratings would surge on.

All hail to we SNP
We are too thick to see
That throwing women under the bus
Does not gain votes
Even from the scrotes
Who usually applaud us.

To Nicola - a Series of Haikus

The future was bright,
Until you betrayed women.
We won't forget this.

Girls want to be boys,
Ever increasing numbers.
No problem at all?

Spaces for women,
Are taken away for men.
A big shrug from you.

A woman's clothes, hair,
Doesn't make her a woman.
We're not a costume.

We're really angry.
Us adult human females.
We won't forget this.

And @TerfranosaurusVagina brilliant poem - it puts me in mind of Aja.

DISNAE RHYME PROPLERY

? I don't just sling shit,. think you're thinking of someone else?

ALSO DISNAE RHYEME

Oh Red I'm disappointed I saw your name and thought oooh can't wait to read his poem.

Drums fingers, leans back in chair, looks at clock

Film thing they do where clock spins forward five hours.

Boiled still sat waiting.

I'm honestly dying to see what you can produce

Show us how it's done

Come on you know you can do it.

We can cheer lead if you want, if it helps

go Red! Go Red! go Red!

Shakes pom poms and finishes with the splits.

Half an hour later manages to get up from off the floor

"Fuck I'm to old for that shit"

His?
I'm a her. Sorry to burst your idealogical bubble where everyone who doesn't toe the line on here must be a man.
🙄

Or....my tablet is a sexist piece of shit and puts the male version of EVERYTHING first

I correct it most of the time, I missed it this time.

I shall try to ensure in any further correspondence I correctly sex you OK

Now where's your poem you lovely woman

Fab wordsmithing, wims
Pithy, on point, truth spoken:
Women will not wheesht.